Next Rumored Judge: Courtney Love!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 6:36 PM EDT
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Looks like American Idol is concerned about how to appeal more to drug addicts and prostitutes as NBC Los Angeles is reporting that Courtney Love could be one of the new judges. As Jessica Simpson is also being considered and Randy Jackson is still around (for now), is next year going to be a singing competition or a race to see which judge can complete a full sentence first? I can see it now after each performance... 


Randy: Yo...dude...dawg house...pitchy!

Jessica: I felt your second performance tonight was more in tune and had more feeling than your first.

AI Producer: Uh, Jessica, they haven't done their second performance yet. Wrong card.

Courtney Love: FUCK OFF!!!

 

It's going to be hard keeping up with all the rumors as Idol desperately tries to drum up as much hype as possible by milking this to death. All I know is everything is tilting in VFTW's direction, as next season's shaping up to be the greatest television disaster EVER!!!


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Tinnerz
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 7:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 7:12 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Best. Rumour. Ever.
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Smartie
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 7:39 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I wish this were true. And they hired Whitney Houston too.

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Yellow Ranger
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 8:33 PM Reply with quote

Oh sweet Jesus, of all the Idol rumors in the world let this one be true. Mikalah
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albundy
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 9:21 PM Reply with quote

I hope they don't forget to interview Amy Winehouse and Kieth Richards.
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Cicilo
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 9:27 PM Reply with quote

On one hand, this would be a real laugh-fest !

On the other hand, I want the bitch to go back to the obscurity she never should have left.

Oh well - I'm convinced this is just a rumour anyway.
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azurebird
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 11:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

(evil laugh) Oh man, I can just see it! She would rock! VFTW Victory
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fcktoob2009
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 11:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

Don't think this one is true. She is too loose a cannon. She would be a huge liability on a live show.

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joeyharmonic
Posted: 7/29/2010 at 11:37 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Beelzebub's Breakfast Salon

Oh please, let it be true (even though it just cannot be).

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standalone
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: in a pile of chocolate chip cookies

They would never have the balls to hire Courtney... she would be interesting. Plus, the show would run overtime with all her ramblings.
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