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azurebird
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:19 AM
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Location: Where I'm supposed to be
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Man, and the names keep on coming! I don't care who they chose, I'm sure we'll find something to laugh at them.
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annielynn
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:25 AM
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Location: Nosh Deli
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And in the week beginning July 26, 2010, AI hands VFTW the reigns with 5 new front page stories in four days! VFTW pwns American Idol!  eta: Fly buzzing around a cow? Or rock supporting the biggest trainwreck yet?
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WallsHaveEars
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:38 AM
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Location: Canada
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They should just pick a damn judge whos mentally insane. So far the choices are looking better and better.
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fieldmi
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:45 AM
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Too Deep For You
Location: Hiding in a Fox hole
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As they said on Two and a Half Men, Steven Tyler is a dude who looks like a woman so the picture above could be either Steven or J-Lo except that J-Lo's mone maker is pretty distinctive. Hopefully these two names are just their PR people making something out of nothing. I am sure Nigel will make himself the Simon replacement; Ellen contributed nothing so she doesn't need to be replaced; Kara is presented as having songwriter cred so I expect that they will try to get a replacement with songwriting credits - and a Latin Grammy for real credibility in the music business; Randy make be kept around becuase to Nigel he will appear to be an Uncle Tom and therefore more controllalbe than someone with real music experience outside the white bread world of AI.
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sadako
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:47 AM
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Location: Mobile - Inside either the well or the TV
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Yup, they should just bring Paula back. She's all those, and more. She's most wonderful when she's high on medication. I miss Paula!
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:55 AM
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STP is my hero for updating the site in my absence <3
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 12:58 AM
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Administrator
Location: In your head
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^^Fuck J-Ho, there's your new AI judge right there. Thanks. 
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Smartie
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 1:01 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Try hard scienobot with bitch face? Maybe for the finale she can marry Seacrust, she hasn't had another wedding lately. Can't wait, imagine what her corpse husband will bring to the show  But I'll believe it when I see proof. All just gossip so far.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 2:07 AM
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Location: Beelzebub's Breakfast Salon
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None of these people will be Judges. The new Judging panel will be: Randy, Kara and someone nobody has heard of before, or cares about (or Nigel)
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azurebird
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Posted: 7/30/2010 at 3:12 AM
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Location: Where I'm supposed to be
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From what I've heard on this article 'they' are close to a deal that J-Lo could very well be the next judge. Who's to say...things could change, or the rumor could be totally overstated.
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It looks like Fox is going to have to buy an extra large judge's stool as multiple sources are reporting Jennifer Lopez is going to be one of the new judges on American Idol. Something interesting about the three most recent women rumored be new judges; Jennifer Lopez is a former choreographer with a failed music career, Courtney Love brings the booze and drugs, and Jessica Simpson can't complete a sentence without making an ass of herself. VFTW suggests simply bringing back Paula and you'll get all these qualities in one wonderful package!
