How bout an all new all different ensemble here? Who's the Hall of Famer rock star who's gone even more batshit than he was in the 80s and hasn't really been seen since the 90s? Hail Oh Purple One! Heres my new lineup, and this is actually a serious one with SERIOUS trainwreck potential.

Prince (After they buy out Rotten Randy, and offer Prince a deal by saying he can "mentor" young artists once again) - Can we see it? He mentors by going "OOo. Hey, you. Yeah, you, the cute one. Lets butt out those jeans, and oh, by the way, heres a Jehovah's Witness tract"

Jay-Ho (She brings some Latino cred -- <snicker> Yeah, I could barely contain it myself)

And finally Graham Norton as the typical caustic Brit.

Now, of course, Prince could be replaced with P Diddy or whatever the hell hes going by today, and Jay-ho could be replaced with Paris Hilton (who would provide infinite trainwreck potential), but Graham ... Oh Graham. He'd be uhnstoppable. TOTALLY. He'd have Seacrust begging for a contract renegotiation. And the show would really take off.

So it's Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler according to TMZ. I'd love for Courtney Love to be added to that list, but you can't have everything.

What an awful panel. Get rid of Randy for fuck's sake. Steven Tyler and JLo will be boring and nicey-nice just like Ellen because they think they have careers and images to preserve. The judging panel NEEDS an asshole and a crackhead or the show DOES NOT WORK. JLo is just a big ass and Steven Tyler probably won't fucking do anything either.

TMZ: Kara to be fired

Warning Kara's troll-face right up in there, cover your eyes.

Sorry if this is old news. But wow.

Randy does suck. Never seen someone collect millions for growing ass plaque in a judge's chair as listlessly as he does. Kudos.

They just need to replace Randy's ass with Harry Connick Jr.

DAMN!!!! Now THERE's an idea!!!

Harry Connick, Jr. - actually can sing and has a great sense of humor - so you get a better comedy act than Ellen, and the first actual credible artist they've ever had on I-dull

Jennifer Lopez - angry, bitter and egotistical - will crack on the contestants AND her fellow judges.

and the kicker!

Are you ready for this??

The ultimate foul-mouthed, unpleasant, trigger-finger-tempered, egotistical Brit!!!

Gordon Ramsey!!!

I wish Steven Tyler was a judge in 2009! I'd kill to see Steven's face as DWD would murder Dream On right in front of him, and Kara would blab about 'early Aerosmith'. That would make the best episode ever.

I second Gordon Ramsey or if they could convince Elton John.

Wait til all the grannies who watch AI, you know the Glamberts, see J-Lo sitting in the judge's panel.

They aren't gonna like it..lol