Kara DioGuardi is FIRED - Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez To Join Idol Judging Panel

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, July 30, 2010 at 9:58 AM EDT
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TMZ is reporting that everyone's least favorite judge, Kara DioGuardi, has been given her pink slip. She's done. While we loved having Kara on the panel because she was so easy to mock, she was completely unlikeable and deserved to get the boot years ago. TMZ says that the show will return to a 3 judge panel consisting of Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler, and Jennifer Lopez. Why bother keeping Randy, he offers nothing to the show. This panel is made up of OK choices, but we'd prefer a train wreck judge. Hopefully Steven Tyler can deliver.

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dafeedil
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:12 AM Reply with quote
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Buh-bye, Dogface VFTW Victory

jawajedi
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:12 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

Tyler needs a lap belt on his wheel chair so he doesn't break another hip. Maybe Sally Field can get him some Boniva.

Question: Is Lopez's singing career more defunk than her acting career?

ETA: Add lots of flowing scarves to the wheelchair handles.



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PacoSauce
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Mantasia's Baby-Making Hips

I can't wait for the post about Randy being fired to come up. Adios, Dogpound!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:17 AM Reply with quote
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I wonder if Steven Tyler can survive till January.

Panel's still missing a major asshole.

SenorPlaid
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:20 AM Reply with quote
I prefair VFTW Location: Living vicariously through myself

Robbed Now we're deprived of a misty-eyed send-off commemorating DildoGuardi's epic 2-year run wherein she talks about old-school Aerosmith (from 1993) and Studio 56.

Rascal
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:28 AM Reply with quote

Randy Jackson should be gone too. As least bitchface is gone. Steven Tyler??? What an unlikely choice, but plenty of opportunities to be made fun of, me thinks.

Still say, this will be Idol's last year. The show has run its course. If they had brought Paula back, it would still have a chance.

TFB
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: Lower Alabama

I dunno - could be a pretty good panel of judges (in a VFTW way, of course).

Lopez is supposedly a pretty major asshole with an out-of-control ego. Who knows about Tyler? Maybe he'll get all pissy and "rock star" after the third or fourth time Lopez walks all over him and craps on his comments. . . .

Randy? Geez - when has he added ANYTHING to the show? Replace him with Hasselhof- I understand he's available, and that would give us the requisite substance abuse factor we've missed since Pauler left.

unjaded
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: madison

Randy Jackson got on through affirmative action . he certainly wasnt quailified or educated enough for the job . so i am glad to see we have 3 judges again ! yea for that . i did a jig of glee when i heard the throwing out of the trashy whore with no social skills or musical knowledge . i wish we had a video of all the WRONG STATEMENTS SHE MADE . the best was the Areosmith comments to dead wife pimper cheesehead . yea kara you know music , to bad you dont have any clue of time . Quote of Kara " you should have sang a older song by them like instead of this one . well i do beleaves that his song (dream on)was like 20 yrs OLDER ya dumb cunt . how about when pigpen sang hand in my pocket and Kara remembers her singing you ought to know ? way to pay attention whore ! good riddens to you we told you NOBODY LIKED YOU AND WE WERE ALL CORRECT !



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PoopshipDestroyer
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 10:55 AM Reply with quote

So who's replacing Simon's seat, Tyler or Lopez?

TheNewJan
Posted: 7/30/2010 at 11:00 AM Reply with quote
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Ding Dong! The douche is gone...

kara

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