Jennifer Lopez is This Close to Fucking Up Her Idol Judging Gig

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 10:39 PM EDT
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She's not even a judge yet and she's already bringing the drama. The LA Times reports that Jennifer Lopez has not yet signed her contract to be an American Idol judge because she is trying to sweeten the pot with a TV/movie development deal and she is waiting to see how the public will react. Since she's waiting to hear what people think, here you go: Jennifer, you would make a boring judge since you'll try to be too nice so people will like you. So fuck this up please so you lose your spot and we can get someone funnier and better.

LameExcuse
Posted: 7/31/2010 at 11:29 PM Reply with quote

She would definitely be an un-funny version of Paula.

OptionalLoser
Posted: 7/31/2010 at 11:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: Long Island

J.Lo has a good singing voice, but she'd definitely be boring as shit unless she acts like a total bitch on set, which probably won't happen. They should just bring Pauler back instead; she may be nicey-nice a lot but at least she's actually entertaining sometimes.

Smartie
Posted: 7/31/2010 at 11:49 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Shit singer

Shit actress

Shit dancer

Bad dresser

Enormous ego (for nothing)

Married to a corpse

Is a $cientologist

What a loathsome cunt.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 12:12 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Oh, come on Smartie. Say how you REALLY feel. Quit holding back.

Pickler

Her only redeeming value is she's not bad to look at, unlike Kara who would give Medusa a run for her money.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 12:36 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

If she acted like her true self (a huge bitch), she would be okay as a judge. She will be all fake nicey-nice though so she will be boring and suck as a judge. Her gigantic ass will bring down the sinking ship.

Insane
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 1:11 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Why, she's the greatest judge since...ellen

Please fuck up so that Nigel will bring Paula back.



Last edited by Insane on 8/1/2010 at 1:11 AM
Chicano_Slice
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 1:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: Autotune HELL!!!

Well put, Smartie... Well put.

fieldmi
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 2:47 AM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Hiding in a Fox hole

I am going to hate J-Lo as a judge but love the avatars - and if they try to redo the bikini girl skit it will be epic!

garth
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 7:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

Am getting a very bad vibe on this. Sure, she looks great, but outside of the whole 'diva' thing she really isn't all that interesting. And when I've seen her interviewed, she's pretty much been a brick.

Jimmy Gimbels
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

This could all just be a midsummer PR spin by the AI folks to try to build some interest in the show. Remember the stories about how Ryan talked Crystal into staying on the show?

Lopez is boring...watch any intereview. She really has nothing much to say. BUT she could draw a big hispanic audience.

As for Tyler. He has a face that is perfect for radio.

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