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Wee DeSpyze
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 10:59 AM
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Location: Planet Wuss
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Tyler's face? Seriously. Unless he gets a face lift before January, he will need to haul all of that loose skin to the stage in a wheel barrow.
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Lele
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 12:34 PM
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Location: railway station
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I'm 100% with you, S. I hate that woman with the fire of a thousand suns. One of my least favorite people on Earth and that's not even hyperbole. I think that she's everything that is wrong with this world. She's as futile/superficial/self-absorbed as one can be. Have you seen the kids nursery? It's sickening. *Barf* I wish I could punch her on that pekingese face of hers. Please, Dear Lord, let her fuck this up even before it starts. 
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 12:34 PM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Beelzebub's Breakfast Salon
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No great loss if she doesn't sign: there are plenty of other has-beens who would do a better job. I/m also not sure if it will work having one middle-aged woman, Randy and one wrinkled old woman at the judges table. Oh, wait...
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rem
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:07 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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This may give an opening for the other Jessica(whose music career petty much died with her 1st marriage) to be a judge if j.lo screws her chances up. J.Simp is a walking gaff machine as she is already.
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PacoSauce
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:15 PM
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Location: Mantasia's Baby-Making Hips
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She's going to try to act so nice and sweet but her bitchface will shine through. So instead of being somewhat entertaining as an out and proud bitch, we're going to have to put up with her acting like she's a nice person. Embrace the diva ego you have JLo, it will be your only chance at survival.
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otherrobert
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:16 PM
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Location: NJ
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Screw JLo. Bring on Courtney Love. Barring that, I enjoyed the neurotic, twitchy judging of Laurie Ann "Boom-KAT!" Gibson on P. Diddy's Starmaker. If she hated the contestant, she would go off on not being a "dream killer" and waffle until she found something--anything--to say to the sucky contestant. "I'm not a dream killer. I'm not going to be the one shooting down other people's dreams. That's not...you have nice hair. It's pretty. Not a dream killer."
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Pieces_Of_Trash
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:59 PM
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Pimps Up, Hoes Down
Location: holed up in the compound
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Imagine having to see her Skelator husband Marc Anthony sitting in the audience.
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Smartie
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 5:14 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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They'll need to roll in Gaspy's iron lung for him.
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chubbaluvva
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 5:47 PM
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Push for Katy Perry to be a judge....or someone like her. Screw Jenny from the block. If they want a Fly Girl to be a judge...LaurieAnn Gibson would be JUST fine...cuz I two had to laugh when she critiqued on Starmaker.
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DawgBalls
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Posted: 8/1/2010 at 7:28 PM
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Location: Right behind you.
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Of course she's fucking up already. If it wasn't fucked up it wouldn't be Idol. Screw her and bring back 
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