Wee DeSpyze
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 10:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Planet Wuss

Tyler's face? Seriously. Unless he gets a face lift before January, he will need to haul all of that loose skin to the stage in a wheel barrow.

Lele
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 12:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: railway station

Quote "Smartie":

What a loathsome cunt.

I'm 100% with you, S.

I hate that woman with the fire of a thousand suns. One of my least favorite people on Earth and that's not even hyperbole.

I think that she's everything that is wrong with this world. She's as futile/superficial/self-absorbed as one can be. Have you seen the kids nursery? It's sickening. *Barf* I wish I could punch her on that pekingese face of hers.

Please, Dear Lord, let her fuck this up even before it starts. Mikalah

joeyharmonic
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 12:34 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Beelzebub's Breakfast Salon

No great loss if she doesn't sign: there are plenty of other has-beens who would do a better job. I/m also not sure if it will work having one middle-aged woman, Randy and one wrinkled old woman at the judges table.

Oh, wait...

rem
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

This may give an opening for the other Jessica(whose music career petty much died with her 1st marriage) to be a judge if j.lo screws her chances up. J.Simp is a walking gaff machine as she is already.Tatiana

PacoSauce
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: Mantasia's Baby-Making Hips

She's going to try to act so nice and sweet but her bitchface will shine through. So instead of being somewhat entertaining as an out and proud bitch, we're going to have to put up with her acting like she's a nice person.

Embrace the diva ego you have JLo, it will be your only chance at survival.

otherrobert
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

Screw JLo. Bring on Courtney Love.

Barring that, I enjoyed the neurotic, twitchy judging of Laurie Ann "Boom-KAT!" Gibson on P. Diddy's Starmaker. If she hated the contestant, she would go off on not being a "dream killer" and waffle until she found something--anything--to say to the sucky contestant. "I'm not a dream killer. I'm not going to be the one shooting down other people's dreams. That's not...you have nice hair. It's pretty. Not a dream killer."Laugh

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 4:59 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Imagine having to see her Skelator husband Marc Anthony sitting in the audience.

Smartie
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 5:14 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

They'll need to roll in Gaspy's iron lung for him.

chubbaluvva
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 5:47 PM Reply with quote

Push for Katy Perry to be a judge....or someone like her.

Screw Jenny from the block. If they want a Fly Girl to be a judge...LaurieAnn Gibson would be JUST fine...cuz I two had to laugh when she critiqued on Starmaker.

DawgBalls
Posted: 8/1/2010 at 7:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Right behind you.

Of course she's fucking up already. If it wasn't fucked up it wouldn't be Idol. Screw her and bring back Paula

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