Idol Competitions Breed Terrorism

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 10:42 PM EDT
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A person who auditioned for Canadian Idol was detained as a terrorism suspect on Wednesday. Khuram Sher is currently being investigated for allegedly plotting terrorist attacks. It's official, Idol shows make you crazy enough to commit acts of terrorism against your country. We call for a ban of all Idol shows immediately.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 8/26/2010 at 11:32 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Gokey's a bigger douche than this guy.

WallsHaveEars
Posted: 8/27/2010 at 12:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

It's official idol makes you batshit crazy. A warning for all who want to stay sane, DONT EVER GO ON ANY IDOL SHOWS. :D

NoirFan01
Posted: 8/27/2010 at 12:49 AM Reply with quote
Location: Daly City, CA

Idol contestants bomb in more ways than one!

dafeedil
Posted: 8/27/2010 at 6:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

Yeah, but did he make it through? When AI contestants make it through, the judges say "You're going to Hollywood, baby!!". What did the CI judges say? "You're going to Moose Jaw, baby!!" or "You're going to Igloolik, baby!!". Where IS the Hollywood in Canada?

fieldmi
Posted: 8/27/2010 at 8:26 AM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Hiding in a Fox hole

If he can find 3 mates, he can form his own group and call it the Tali Band!

daryair
Posted: 8/27/2010 at 5:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Funny Farm

When I first heard this on the news, I immediately thought of VFTW and knew I'd find something like this on here LOL. Laugh Can always count on you guys! Pickler

Crash
Posted: 8/27/2010 at 8:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Frauen amateur night at the strip club

This video made me miss Zach and Sass.

Paula

According to the story in the Toronto Star today, he did the audition as a joke. Maybe he was a worster at the time?

drevil

(Dafee, Toronto is Hollywood, but I like your suggestions better. Laugh)

Mysterioso
Posted: 8/28/2010 at 6:55 AM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

dafeedil is ♥

FeceMcGee
Posted: 8/30/2010 at 9:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: NY

I like fake randy

visaman
Posted: 8/30/2010 at 7:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vancouver

Quote "dafeedil":
Yeah, but did he make it through? When AI contestants make it through, the judges say "You're going to Hollywood, baby!!". What did the CI judges say? "You're going to Moose Jaw, baby!!" or "You're going to Igloolik, baby!!". Where IS the Hollywood in Canada?

They would say, your Going to Toruntuh (Toronto), with a sneer, because the judges knew that wasn't much of a thrill. Vancouver is more like Hollywood than Toronto, hell Saskatoon is more like Hollywood!

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