Kara DioGuardi Officially No Longer an Idol Judge

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, September 04, 2010 at 12:39 PM EDT
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We've known it for a while, but now it's official. In a statement from the show, it was announced that Kara DioGuardi is now officially no longer an America Idol judge. On her way out, Kara said, "I felt like I won the lottery when I joined `American Idol' two years ago, but I feel like now is the best time to leave `Idol,'" This translates to, "The show forced me to leave because I was terrible for their ratings." Hopefully the next cut will be eliminating Kara's songwriting "talents" from the winners' albums. We won't miss you one bit, Open Toes. Good riddance! Now let's hope her replacement doesn't suck even more than she did.

DawgBalls
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 1:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Right behind you.

Somebody should sing "Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead!" this year and dedicate it to her. VFTW Victory

empath
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 1:32 PM Reply with quote

this is good news for everyone. haters will be happy to know she's not there. the ones who like her will be pleased to know she jumped out of a sinking ship. now, let's hope the dawg feels the need to pee at another tree.

azurebird
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Good riddance! VFTW VictoryClap

Wee DeSpyze
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 1:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Planet Wuss

Kara's future knows No Boundaries, Randy and she should apologize to Kris and Adam everyday for that crap.

T.J.
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 1:39 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

i'm doing the happy dance! VFTW Victory

annielynn
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Now skank can skidaddle into obscurity as all good ex-Idulls do. Antoiletta

dafeedil
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 2:20 PM Reply with quote

Can we get rid of this kara now please?

T.J.
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 4:40 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

what exactly do we use it for, anyway?

Jesse James
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 5:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sweet Home

Yeah, we knew this was coming for awhile. I noticed she said "Right now is probably the best time to get out." It seems to me she is saying AI is on the decline and within two years the show is going to be cancelled, so I better get out now because this show is going nowhere but down.

With Kara gone, I uess the debate will be "Who is her replacement?"

Smartie
Posted: 9/4/2010 at 8:02 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

HAHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAHHA! Antoiletta Fuck off you useless slag.

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