Jennifer Lopez Signs $12 Million Deal to Judge American Idol

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, September 13, 2010 at 9:01 PM EDT
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Well, it looks like the judging panel's complete. After hearing Randy Jackson would be back and Steven Tyler signed his deal, it looks like Jennifer Lopez will fill the third judge's seat for a cool $12 million a year. Of course we're disappointed, but all is not lost. Apparently the diva rumors about Jennifer are true. Sources say her negotiations almost broke down a few times because she wanted $15 million and guaranteed movie and TV roles. So will she bitch it up for us and entertain? We're not holding our breath. Jennifer's also the reason the announcement hasn't been made yet- she wanted the new judges' panel to be announced along with her new single in mid-September. Hopefully the song is called "I'm Not Really An Idol Judge - It's Really Whitney Houston (And She's Back on the Crack)."


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Analog_Kid
Posted: 9/13/2010 at 10:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

There are small moons orbiting her butt.
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/13/2010 at 10:38 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

So a month ago when Nigel said reports of Tyler and Lopez being the judges weren't true, he was lying.

Lopez will be a bore.
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fieldmi
Posted: 9/13/2010 at 11:23 PM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Hiding in a Fox hole

Next question is: In what order will the judges give their opinion? None of these judges have what it takes to credibly give the "Last Word" pronouncement which is the opinion the producers want the audience to take away. I predict that since he has been such a good lapdawg to TPTB, Randy will move from first to comment to last. That way, Steven Tyler goes first saying whatever comes into his head, Jennifer Lopez goes second reading Paula-esque comments from cue cards and finally Randy pompously proclaims "Yo, Dawg! That was (insert TPTB opinion here)"


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Reesnixon
Posted: 9/13/2010 at 11:26 PM Reply with quote

Comment Order: Dawg > Bigg Butt > Skeletor
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Weenrocks
Posted: 9/13/2010 at 11:39 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

Quote "Analog_Kid":
There are small moons orbiting her butt.

That's no moon. That's a space station.

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stingray11214
Posted: 9/14/2010 at 12:26 AM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

This season is going to be such a catastrophe.
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Smartie
Posted: 9/14/2010 at 12:58 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Will contestants have to pass personality tests to perform on the show?
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unjaded
Posted: 9/14/2010 at 1:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: madison

when does x factor begin with SIMON , PAULA AND WHITNEY ?

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BFD
Posted: 9/14/2010 at 2:38 AM Reply with quote
Location: in a cold dark place

Good god I thought Cartman had the last word on Jennifer when he turned her in to a hand puppet. 12 mil? She's never been worth more then 12 cents.

Oh well at least she'll be funnier then ellen

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garth
Posted: 9/14/2010 at 3:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

I'll try to keep an open mind, but she wouldn't have been my first choice -- probably not even one of my first 20 choices. Whenever I've seen her interviewed, she's been pretty much a brick, even if a nicely put together one. Hopefully Tyler will be better than expected. He has rock star brains rattling about in his skull and some pretty great stage presence.

Am hoping they both have enough self respect to talk down to Randy.
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