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Smartie
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 1:02 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Quote : What was his name? Lee Allen?
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paridy
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 1:06 AM
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Location: Waiting for WGWG 5 to cross the finish line
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^^No Kris Cook or Who 
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kakoforever
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 4:15 AM
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I knew it. That's hilarious. A few topics ago I said the smart money was on the redneck guitarist, remember? You all owe me money. These shows are so freaking predictable.
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Billpyr
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 6:31 AM
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Location: A bunker deep below Mt. Midoriyama
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The fix was in. Which casino wanted a ten year old singing opera in their showroom? Although the "demon spawn" connection would have been nice.
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dafeedil
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 7:43 AM
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OMG, NICE GOING, STUPID AMERICA. What a bunch of hamophobes who didn't realize what a true and phenominal talent Prince Poppycock was. He is the greatest entertainer of our generation, greater than Liberace, Steve Lawrence, Tom Jones and David Cassidy combined!! Why, he's got more talent in his painted on eyebrows than all of those entertainers put together!! He has an elite voice, he can dance, he understands fashion and style, he has a dynamite face, he is tall and lean and he has charisma and stage presence any artist would dream of having. You bigots are just too stupid to see it. Anyone who says that Prince Poppycock is too gay and not talented obvously needs to go get their hearing checked. So, there you go, STUPID AMERICA, you got yourselves ANOTHER nice middle of the road unoffensive guitar playing soft spoken white boy while the likes of Prince Poppycock, THE MOST PHENOMINAL TALENT OF ALL TIME, goes home the loser. That's ok, though, now Prince Poppycock is free to do what he wants to do and won't be tied down to the AGT machine, who would probably try and reign in his phenominal talent anyway. The fans of Prince Poppycock won't be held back!! I don't think that America even LIKES nice middle of the road unoffensive guitar playing soft spoken white boys, I just think that THEY'RE ALL HOMEPHOBS!!!!! STUPID AMERICA. At least in Europe people like Prince Poppycock are embraced. Don't worry, my sweet Prince. I'm going to follow you WHEREVER you go, and I'm going to paint glittery signs to hold up so you can see how much I love you, and I'm going to spam every internet article about AGT on your behalf, and I'll try to stay in the same hotel and same floor as you so we can get to know each other a little bit better. I'll also write porn fiction where you can be the star, making love to everyone where the only limit is my imagaination. I'm also going to draw tardart. Lots and LOTS of tardart. You'll see, Prince Poppycock, I'm going to be your BIGGEST FAN!!!11!!1!! edited to BOLD this comment to show everyone how SUPER SERIOUS I am
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garth
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 7:46 AM
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Location: Maryland
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Wow. What a surprise. They somehow wound up with the most boring act available. Prince Poppycock was too good for these losers.
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Smartie
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 7:49 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Carol, darling, is that you? <3
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dafeedil
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 8:51 AM
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Me? Carol? Oh, no no, I could only dream. I thought she was still clinging lovingly to your penis?
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FenderBender
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 9:06 AM
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Location: in a village
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Daffy!! Love your parody.  Anyways, if Poppycock would have sung TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME while swinging sparkle bats, he'd be one million dollars richer today. However, I still think that he and Fighting Gravity should collaborate into one big Vegas extravaganza. Demon Spawn can go into the hands of Simon Cowell, and Michael Grimm can tour the taverns with the paint mixer.
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DewyzeSucksAss
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Posted: 9/16/2010 at 9:48 AM
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Quote "FenderBender": Daffy!! Love your parody. Anyways, if Poppycock would have sung TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME while swinging sparkle bats, he'd be one million dollars richer today. However, I still think that he and Fighting Gravity should collaborate into one big Vegas extravaganza. Demon Spawn can go into the hands of Simon Cowell, and Michael Grimm can tour the taverns with the paint mixer. Actually, he's be 1 million dollars richer in 40 years. Because the one million dollar prize is a 40 year annuity lol.
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