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jimelko
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 7:09 PM
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What!? no one has come forward yet?
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Dipsy
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 7:16 PM
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Menardtard
Location: The Home for the Bewildered
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I think it is very poor judgement for a man to admit such a thing. Oh wait, it's Simon, the blowhard nasty judge,
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 7:44 PM
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Administrator
Location: Lazaro's Pants!
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Quote : Simon Cowell Fucked 2000 Women All of them horse-faced.
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rem
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 7:59 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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Strange thing to admit since he was engaged last I heard. Does that mean its off now?
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OptionalLoser
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 8:10 PM
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Location: Long Island
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Quote : Though we require that you disguise your identity. Revealing such a horrible thing would ruin your reputation forever. That won't be necessary, anyone who's fucked Simon probably didn't even have a shred of dignity in the first place.
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Wee DeSpyze
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 8:15 PM
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Location: Planet Wuss
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Who would have guessed there were 2,000 desperate women with low self esteem, who had gotten within 4" of Simon?
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ManBoobs
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 8:24 PM
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Location: Toronto
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Haven't been keeping up on my vftw between seasons - just popped by to see if anyone had posted anything entertaining about Stephen "My-Only-(and-unexpected)-Talent-Is-Producing-Attractive-Offspring" Tyler, and good ole J-Lo. But 'lo and behold, I read this little gem of a post. The thought of him having sex with even one person makes me barf a little in my mouth, but 2000??? Ew, ew, ew!!! Maybe he makes them all suckle on his nips, and that's why he's got D-cups? Sorry. Excuse me while I rainbow shower myself to death.
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deadleaves
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 9:23 PM
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Lawler's letter quote: The taking of the Photos as well as there apparent subsequent publication on your Website, and any other online outlets, and wide spread dissemination and publication constitute an egregious violation of Mr. Cowell’s I hope he didn't pay full price for this.
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TheDancingCookie
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 10:42 PM
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Location: The Isle of Hate
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He's probably Patient Zero for the spread of a whole raft of STDs. And that threat letter is such a fun read. Who knew that showing pictures of moobs was in breach of the European Convention on Human Rights?
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Smartie
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 10:56 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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Quote : Simon Cowell Fucked 2000 Women 
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Ex American Idol judge Simon Cowell just felt like bragging this week - so he told the Daily Star that he's had sex with 2000 women. Who knew so many women loved the smell of stale cigarettes and being told they're no good in bed? There's the real story. Just don't make fun of Simon's man boobs or his lawyer will write you a nasty letter.
