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burptide
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 11:19 PM
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How many of those did he pay for? He can afford to buy some woman willing to put a bag over his moobs.
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Cow-bomb
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 11:44 PM
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Location: You're Killing Me Here!
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So I actually have something cute to contribute here, because I know a girl who says she had sex with Simon Cowell around 2004 in San Francisco (or was it Saint Louis? Not sure.) She met him at some party, and he "did her dirty", whatever that is suppose to mean. Also, she confided he was sweet, but kind of "lazy". What a surprise. She also said she did her first line of cocaine with him. Now, years later, she is a hard-core Christian. I am sure she wouldn't like me telling this story to VFTW, but I figure what the hell -- it is a fan site, I've been waiting for the time to share this with you. BTW, one weird fact -- today this girl looks incredibly like Kara Dioguardi. You know. Really. Very odd. She might be lying, but I tend to believe it is all true.
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johniswow
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Posted: 9/22/2010 at 11:56 PM
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Location: Seattle
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Im not gonna lie. Simons hot.. id fuck him and Im pretty goodlooking lol
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Smartie
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Posted: 9/23/2010 at 12:49 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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amiroamor
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Posted: 9/23/2010 at 11:06 AM
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Are those women lesbians? (Nothing wrong with that) I'm sure they liked his tits
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TS
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Posted: 9/23/2010 at 12:55 PM
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Quote "amiroamor": Are those women lesbians? (Nothing wrong with that) I'm sure they liked his tits Oh, yes...he has a nice full set...do you think they're real????
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fcktoob2009
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Posted: 9/23/2010 at 2:40 PM
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Location: Ryan's Closet
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Quote "deadleaves": Lawler's letter quote: The taking of the Photos as well as there apparent subsequent publication on your Website, and any other online outlets, and wide spread dissemination and publication constitute an egregious violation of Mr. Cowell’s Sounds like he hired Kerry Kolisch (sp?), the crazy "lawyer" who wrote that huge rant about Madame losing AI.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 9/23/2010 at 4:42 PM
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Location: Lazaro's Pants!
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Quote : kind of "lazy". What a surprise. Sounds like Simon. Quote : She also said she did her first line of cocaine with him. I find this very easy to believe.
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TheDancingCookie
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Posted: 9/26/2010 at 6:14 PM
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Location: The Isle of Hate
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Quote "Smartie": Quote : he "did her dirty" Anal? Surely just being porked by Simon is being done dirty...?
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jobsofblow
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Posted: 10/14/2010 at 10:57 PM
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Location: DAGATLANDIA
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ID RATHER SEX WITH VINCE McMAHON!
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