Randy Jackson Thinks He's the New Simon Cowell

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, October 07, 2010 at 12:42 AM EDT
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With Simon Cowell gone, E! News is reporting that Randy Jackson is picking up where the caustic Brit left off for season 10. Apparently Randy is being the harshest of the judges and becoming more blunt. So instead of hearing "That was dreadful, bloody dreadful" we're going to hear "Yo man, that was awful, dawg. Awful, dude." Not feeling it. How many times must we say it- this judging panel is going to be incredibly bland unless they really step it up.

AwwwHereItGoes
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 1:20 AM Reply with quote

Oh, good. As if he wasn't annoying enough the way he was.

Have you seen the claims that J-Lo keeps forgetting, aka doesn't care to learn Randy's name? This could all be hilarious or just really bad, and not in a funny way. Argh.

Insane
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 1:56 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

If Randy's going to be the 'caustic' one, expect three boring robots on the judges' panel. Tyler better coke it up good if this show is going to be entertaining.

Keepo
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 3:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...

I still don't think Steven Tyler is going to play by the rules. I'm hoping for alot of wacked out shit from him and alot of side eyed judging from jlo. Anyways, I thought this show was about the contestants? Laugh

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 7:17 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

This is guaranteed fail.

vivazappa
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 10:03 AM Reply with quote

Tyler's responses will go like this:

"Sweet hot mama gotta love them boots. And lord that dress just perks up those titties. Love to see ya move more. And turn around. Share the smokin' ass with America baby! Wanna suck some cocaine off my rock star cock after the show? Woooo!"

ilovebacon
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 11:45 AM Reply with quote

Sounds like Randy realized he can't coast anymore in Simon's shadow & feels he needs to step his game up to avoid the chopping block. He must be shitting his humongous pants!

Chicano_Slice
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 12:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Autotune HELL!!!

This doesn't surprise me. As an audience member of the Hollywood Week auditions, I noticed him being very snarky and ambiguous with his criticisms. Almost like he was being mean for the sake of mean. I think the man is jaded and doesn't care anymore. He probably hasn't gotten a pay increase since he started, everyone's gone, and he knows he's an absolute nobody without the show... he's a loser.

MissD
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 1:59 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Chicano_Slice":
This doesn't surprise me. As an audience member of the Hollywood Week auditions, I noticed him being very snarky and ambiguous with his criticisms. Almost like he was being mean for the sake of mean. I think the man is jaded and doesn't care anymore. He probably hasn't gotten a pay increase since he started, everyone's gone, and he knows he's an absolute nobody without the show... he's a loser.

Not to come to Randy's defense, but I'd be pissed about the pay...especially when you are sitting next to JLo and Big-Lips Tyler who broke the bank to get them to sign to this mess.

Plus I know I would be in perennial PMS sitting next to JLo. She has the most annoying voice in humanity. I don't know how anyone could stand to hear her talking. I'd be putting pins through my eyes. I probably will not watch the show this year because I cannot take her voice.

I really think this is the last year of the show. One can only hope. If they don't have talented contestants that are going to be outstanding, this show is going the way of Survivor. I wish someone would pull the plug on that.

VFTW has got to move onto other pastures in the hunt for Worsters or this site will go the way of Idull.



Last edited by MissD on 10/7/2010 at 2:00 PM
Yellow Ranger
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 4:47 PM Reply with quote

I'm still holding out hope that J.Lo will get really sick of the show really fast and just start shredding everybody that walks onstage.

T.J.
Posted: 10/7/2010 at 6:13 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

American Idol is the biggest piece of evidence supporting my theory that FOX can't make a good decision to save its life.

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