David Archuleta Performs "Elevator" on The Wendy Williams Show

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, October 08, 2010 at 6:59 PM EDT
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David Archuleta performs his new single, Elevator, on The Wendy Williams Show. It's pretty much a VFTW song that makes little to no sense. Wendy then brags that David has 400,000 Twitter followers. Too bad his latest album is only projected to sell 25,000 copies its first week. Ouch. Gaspy mistakes Steven Tyler for a female in the video... which is probably the best compliment Steven will get all year being that people rarely mistake him for a human being.


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annielynn
Posted: 10/8/2010 at 8:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Laugh "Who's that other girl?" Laugh

Do you have a girlfriend? Pickler

The song sounds like something "The Wiggles" would do.

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Analog_Kid
Posted: 10/8/2010 at 9:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

That shit would not even pass for "elevator music."

Never had a goilfriend??? Hmmm... I wonder...
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 10/9/2010 at 7:02 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

I think Gaspy's music would sell like hotcakes...IN THE 1950S.

He is this generations Neil Sedaka.

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thefunnystone
Posted: 10/9/2010 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
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It is amusing to hear him keep dodging gender when talking about who he wants to date. We should make it our community service project to help him come out.
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Wee DeSpyze
Posted: 10/9/2010 at 4:31 PM Reply with quote
Location: Planet Wuss

Jive clearly hates him. If they didn't, they would have shoved 'Elevator' down an empty shaft. That song is laughably bad.
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bluegenie
Posted: 10/9/2010 at 5:59 PM Reply with quote

Another Idol who thinks they are a songwriter when they have no talent for songwriting. This is a huge fail and I doubt we will hear much from him after this- he will be lucky to get county fairs.
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Smartie
Posted: 10/9/2010 at 8:21 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Am I meant to laugh when he tries falsetto? Laugh

This song might work if it got remixed with some trip hop beats. And had a woman miming it in the video.
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zambo
Posted: 10/10/2010 at 9:19 AM Reply with quote
Location: Australia

OK IT'S DEFINETELY PITCHY........gasp

AND HE USES THE WORST REUSED LYRICS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD gasp - "GOTTA GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND" gasp.....SO MANY TIMES I'VE HEARD PEOPLE MUTTER THOSE GEMS! gasp

AND HE LOOKS TALLER ON THE ALBUM COVER THAN HE DOES NEXT TO WENDY'S RACK gasp....LOL gasp

OH GOD THAT GASP OF HIS IS REALLY BAD HUH? gasp IT'S AFTER EVERY SINGLE PHRASE gasp.....
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Rebel
Posted: 10/10/2010 at 2:21 PM Reply with quote
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Regardless of who he will eventually date, I love that many of the teenage girls raised their hands or pointed to friends when Wendy said that he would date a fan. I guess they though that she was asking for volunteers.
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Ellis
Posted: 10/11/2010 at 1:50 AM Reply with quote

Poor Gaspola-She is at the end of her rope.No way in Hell does Jive want to keep her.That "new first single"-Elevator-is probably THE WORST record I have ever heard from a Major Label.I mean-Jesus-I was beyond SICKENED when I heard it...Even Sesame Street,and Barney would have thrown it down the "Shaft"...VFTW Victory
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