The Alex Lambert Homeless Drama Continues... Alex Says He's Not On Retainer With 19E

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, January 23, 2011 at 11:55 AM EST
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Who knew this would be so fun to watch? First, Alex Lambert tweeted that he was living on the streets of LA. Then 19E said that Alex is on retainer and there was no way he was homeless. Now, Alex is tweeting that he isn't getting a retainer at all.

I just got back on the internet from like a week ago and I'm reading that everywhere! When Do I get this retainer? $$ dude! These guys have been telling the media they been payin me! Makin me look like im lyin! It's a shame dude!

We can't wait for 19E's inevitable response, "I know you are but what am I?" and Alex's poignant return with, "Your mom." No matter what happens next, Alex is pissing off some 19E people and it's hilarious to watch the damage control on both sides.

Jezzie
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 12:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: hipster douchebag

This kid and his homeless drama pisses me off. You wanna see truly homeless people? Come to New York, where they live in abject poverty, mired in mental illness, with paper bags and open sores on their feet. Little 20-something able-bodied pissants who happen to have a nice voice through the miracle of genetics who cry about their record contract on the internet get no sympathy from me.

Go get a job and an education, you asshole.

Antoiletta

Chicano_Slice
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 12:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Autotune HELL!!!

Season 9 is starting to get interesting... Too bad it's a year late...

Keepo
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 1:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...

I like Fugcia's tweet to help him out:

Quote :
bro immma come to Hollywood next Monday! Imma hot you up and let you know that ou don’t need no fuckin label! Trust our fans ate our family! I got your back and so do they! Live you bro!

I think I need a translator Pickler

Jezzie
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 1:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: hipster douchebag

^Yes, maybe Andrew will help Alex jack up his Youtube channel to sucker fraus out of their hard-earned retirement pensions, cause clearly that's what's needed here. Moar mediocrity spamming the innernets plz.

Smartie
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 2:56 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Quote :
our fans ate our family
Cannibalism?

Wagner4eva
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote

Who shot J.R.?

bluegenie
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote

I LOVE IT because you know they are FURIOUS that he is taking media space away from talking completely about the new season. I say piss them off as much as he can, they may even pay him to go away- it's not like they would do anything for his career anyway and even if they wanted to, they couldn't- they can't even get anyone to buy Lee DeWyze's album.

Wagner4eva
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 8:31 PM Reply with quote

Hmm- I wonder if Fugcia was breaking into Alex's twitter timeline out of "friendship", or, knowing the national media has been picking up Alex's tweets, that he would get some free plugs for his brand new self- release track?Barf

Sorry to have to sully the good name of FugciaLaugh



Last edited by Wagner4eva on 1/23/2011 at 8:39 PM
AwwwHereItGoes
Posted: 1/23/2011 at 9:17 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Keepo":
I like Fugcia's tweet to help him out:

Quote :
bro immma come to Hollywood next Monday! Imma hot you up and let you know that ou don’t need no fuckin label! Trust our fans ate our family! I got your back and so do they! Live you bro!

I think I need a translator Pickler

What the hell? Laugh

Idiots! Season 9 was the season of idiots.

I don't use Twitter, but I'm tempted to join just to taunt Alex with accusations and insults. I want more foolish outbursts!

FenderBender
Posted: 1/24/2011 at 11:20 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

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