Jordin Sparks No Longer Needs to Wear Sleeves (We Think)

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, March 21, 2011 at 7:03 PM EDT
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The American Idol 10 contestants recently visited Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night. Also there were other past Idol contestants, most notably Jordin Sparks. But instead of looking Jorbacca-esque as usual, Jordin actually looked good (even while not wearing sleeves). We're as shocked as you are. Could this picture (via MJ's Big Blog) be Photoshopped? Or is Jordin actually looking good these days? Either way, we're sure the fine citizens of Japan are breathing a sigh of relief that they can just concentrate on earthquake and tsunami relief without worrying about one more thing.

Thia Megia
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 7:41 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Performing on American Idol, bitch.

That Japan earthquake/tsunami comment was so inappropriate and has nothing to do with fat ass Brenna Jordin eating the sleeves off her dress.


Jordin is still fat and her big flabby arms cover most of this picture. Maybe we can give her liposuction and feed it to thefunnystone's mother? Yes?

Smartie
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 8:02 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

WOOKIE HONGRY!!!!

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 8:36 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

Quote "Thia Megia":
Jordin is still fat and her big flabby arms cover most of this picture. Maybe we can give her liposuction and feed it to thefunnystone's mother? Yes?

You're just pissed because you know that Wookie can now beat up your entire family.

Weenrocks
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 9:52 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

I don't know about her arms, but the 98% of her right tit that I can see looks pretty good....

the.funnystone
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 10:10 PM Reply with quote

I wish I was as handsome and popular as Dave



Last edited by Smartie on 3/21/2011 at 11:13 PM
wonderwarthog
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 10:32 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Thia Megia":
That Japan earthquake/tsunami comment was so inappropriate and has nothing to do with fat ass Brenna Jordin eating the sleeves off her dress.


Jordin is still fat and her big flabby arms cover most of this picture. Maybe we can give her liposuction and feed it to thefunnystone's mother? Yes?


Meow, meow, ffffssss. Sorry kittycat, you have fat on the brain.

thefunnystone
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 10:41 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "the.funnystone":
Thank you, MJs Big Blog. Thank you, other website. You keep VFTW alive.


Clap leech Clap


You do realize I linked to VFTW in the 2nd link, right? So I'm leeching off myself, thank you very much. Laugh

Ivette 2.0
Posted: 3/21/2011 at 10:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bates Motel

Quote "Thia Megia":
That Japan earthquake/tsunami comment was so inappropriate and has nothing to do with fat ass Brenna Jordin eating the sleeves off her dress.


Jordin is still fat and her big flabby arms cover most of this picture. Maybe we can give her liposuction and feed it to thefunnystone's mother? Yes?


You're just pissed that Paul's gonna outlast you. And Naima, Casey, Jacob, Pia, Scottie, Lauren, and probably James. Hey, 9th place ain't bad.


Anyway, Jordin actually does look presentable here. Pretty impressive.


ETA: And dude, why on earth would you name yourself the.funnystone anyway?



Last edited by Ivette 2.0 on 3/21/2011 at 10:55 PM
Lady WahWah
Posted: 3/22/2011 at 6:22 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

I don't know about you young kiddies being up at this time of night but I just have to say - kudos to Jordin and her new slimmer self - that is still one hell of a fucking fat ass. I could feed a family of six off that & still have room for the cold cuts.


(PS - I think Dave & Co have done quite well so far without your exxxxxxxpert internet etiquette tips. So just fuck off really)

Frog Princess
Posted: 3/22/2011 at 12:34 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Thia Megia":


Jordin is still fat and her big flabby arms cover most of this picture. Maybe we can give her liposuction and feed it to thefunnystone's mother? Yes?


Actually, Jordin looks like a NORMAL sized woman. I'm sure your mom has more meat on her bones so it's nice to know she raised you to think of her as a fat ass also.




Last edited by Frog Princess on 3/22/2011 at 12:36 PM

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