Casey Abrams' Love Life Takes Center Stage... Hanging with Haley, Dating Women of Color, and Sending Pictures of His Penis

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, March 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM EDT
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So apparently suddenly everyone has news about Casey Abrams' love life. Apparently there are women that do love him in that way. Play on, player. Rumors are surfacing that Casey and Haley Reinhart are hooking up in Idol land. Maybe they can growl and grunt together off camera. Also, a poster at ONTD alleges that her twin dated Casey Abrams, has a picture of his penis on her cell phone, and says that Casey says he "only dates women of color." Well, Haley's got a slight orange tint, so that works.

Good luck to the newly growling couple if it's true. Make lots of VFTW babies.

MikeOkSkwurtz
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 2:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Watching you thru the hole in the wall

Oh great! Another Brett Favre. Although the only thing he is passing is large volumes of bloody sh1t.

Did he use a Macro lens to snap the pix of his teeny weeny?

Hope the pubic hair bearded one doesn't go spastic again tonight.



Last edited by MikeOkSkwurtz on 3/30/2011 at 2:40 PM
garth
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 2:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

I'd be pretty darned skeptical of both items, though I'd be happy for him if he's really bagging Haley. The second just sounds like some idiot posting.

Oops. Oh -- and Paul is really a Kenyan born Marxist.

leigh.
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 3:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

sexy seth rogan

tbrmskss
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 3:40 PM Reply with quote

Quote "garth":
I'd be pretty darned skeptical of both items, though I'd be happy for him if he's really bagging Haley. The second just sounds like some idiot posting.

Oops. Oh -- and Paul is really a Kenyan born Marxist.


I thought the walrus was Paul...

seraph01972
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 3:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Screaming for the damn kids to get off my lawn!

Quote "tbrmskss":
Quote "garth":
I'd be pretty darned skeptical of both items, though I'd be happy for him if he's really bagging Haley. The second just sounds like some idiot posting.

Oops. Oh -- and Paul is really a Kenyan born Marxist.


I thought the walrus was Paul...


Well, if thats the case, Thia is Alice. She always looks like shes been stunned by a taser every time she walks on stage and opens her mouth.


As to Casey.... uhmm, seriously? I guess Haley is into ginger-kids. But Casey Casey Casey.... You could do better than Haley. Though maybe you're into anal too! As to the second, I can see it. Hes already into jazz. I can see him being into sistah's too.

Ivette 2.0
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 4:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bates Motel

But I read that he slept with Julie Zorilla during the Hollywood Rounds. Is Haley just sloppy seconds then? This makes me confused about the whole "only dates women of color" thing? Does he DATE women of color, but SLEEP with white women, or something? I'm confused.


ETA: Plus, who on earth would want to sleep with this?



Last edited by Ivette 2.0 on 3/30/2011 at 4:02 PM
Reesnixon
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 4:52 PM Reply with quote

^A grunting stoner might.

sassafrassy
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: Such Fun

"ETA: Plus, who on earth would want to sleep with this?"


From the way he was hanging on him after the judges used the save, my guess would be Mr. Lusk.


shredder
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 5:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Putoville

I just knew there was something iconic about him. :O





catgirl99
Posted: 3/30/2011 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote
Freddie Forever Location: Los Angeles

Casey + any kind of sex = Barf

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