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Spekter Rat
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Posted: 4/5/2011 at 9:47 PM
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Location: Helping people find their "Inner Waah!" for 50 years!
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moomoos
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Posted: 4/5/2011 at 10:16 PM
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Location: pittsburgh
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"We're subtle" LOL!!! Like an onion sandwich.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 12:06 AM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Somewhere out there
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I Feel we need to inspire the people of the great state of Alabama to rise up and vote like this is the second coming of Who.
This ought to do it
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Neo_Knot
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 8:08 AM
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Location: Manchester Maryland
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No one has shirtless photos of dear rosey Paul?
Gee, I wonder if he has a tattoo of a rose engraved on his ass..... 
That would get all the florists, and chicks to vote for him. 
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jasteel
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 9:39 AM
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Location: in the sticks
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Maybe Dancing Woody can don a Bear Bryant Hat and that would surely get out the the vote of the chain smokers out of their trailer parks to the nearest pay phone at the local Montgomery 7-11.. Roll Paul! 
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BamaGuy
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 9:53 AM
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As you can tell by my username, I live in the grand state of Alabama. One thing to consider - people from Huntsville like to separate themselves from the rest of the state. It's the home of Werner von Braun and NASA, so they're "better" than the rest of the state(I know, used to live there).
As far as Hicks/Ruben/Bice, they were all from the Birmingham area, and got rabid support around here(I live in Birmingham now). Suffice to say, Huntsville's not rabid about Birmingham, and vice versa.
I have a lot of HSV friends that vote for Paul, so I think he's getting the support already from the only place in Alabama that cares.
Just some local perspective for you. 
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on the edge
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 10:20 AM
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...of Glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Location: Progressive in the South with a FUCKTON of shoes.
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Something else to consider...he's an Auburn guy, and there is a real heated rivalry between University of Alabama and Auburn University fans. And since Auburn might end up forfeiting their national championship (and lose a couple of "sacred" oak trees that a rabid Bammer poisoned), getting themselves an American Idol just might bring out the votes.
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Jillian02
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 10:22 AM
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Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama
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Quote "joeyharmonic": I Feel we need to inspire the people of the great state of Alabama to rise up and vote like this is the second coming of Who. This ought to do it
This may be more to Paul liking since he attended Auburn.
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Jillian02
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 10:23 AM
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Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama
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on the edge- by the way Taylor Hicks also attended Auburn before he dropped out.
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TS
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Posted: 4/6/2011 at 10:29 AM
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I am not sure if Alabama is enough. I think VFTW needs to shoot for the cougar/Walmart vote once again. Why not circulate a rumor that Paul was devastated by the recent death of his beloved 46 year old girl friend and soulmate who also hailed from the heart of dixie; sadly, she died during gastric bypass surgery. He chose not to speak of this during the competition as he did not wish to exploit her memory ala' Danny Gokey and Chris Medina. Besides, it is still too painful of a topic for Paul to make public now and he does not want to win based on his personal tragedy and heart wrenching loss.
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So Paul McDonald was in the bottom 3 this past week. He's now clearly at the bottom of the totem pole and the hate is starting to build. This happens to all VFTW picks, and we can't save him completely on our own for long. We need some gullible fools to help us. For Tim Urban, we passed his shirtless pictures around the internet to preteen girls and we were successful at saving him for weeks. We're brainstorming how to save Paul, but our best idea so far is to milk Alabama for all its worth. Remember Ruben Studdard, Bo Bice, and Taylor Hicks? All from Alabama and all in the finals. Alabama residents vote for anyone remotely associated with their state. So if you know anyone from Alabama, it's time to start reminding them that Paul is from the Heart of Dixie. Get on that Facebook and Twitter and hit up your Alabama friends to vote and pass the word along. Paul is such a great Alabama guy, none of those damn Yankees deserve to win. To help with this, we will start referring to Paul as Alabama's Own Paul McDonald on a regular basis. We're subtle. And Paul, you need to do "Sweet Home Alabama" this week for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame week. Call it your Kristy Lee Cook "God Bless the USA" or Casey James "Mrs. Robinson" moment. Trust us, do it and thank us later.
