Mail Bag Update 4/8/2011

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, April 08, 2011 at 9:11 AM EDT
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Listen you freak , why do you get  your rocks off ruining things for those kids on Idol !You broke the heart of Pia ! One of these days family members of someone who gets prematurely voted off is going to kick you right where the sun dont shine ! O know that weirdo Howard Stern is behind this . You are a gutless vindictive as - hol- ! Someone like you has no life and you want to try and ruin people's lives. You are the scum of the earth and your mother should have aborted you  , I bet she dropped you on your head during one of her drunken binges. I am going to drop a line to Pia's publicist about you . You need someone from one of these families to bust you right in you fa--ot mouth ! You must be a queer if you want all the girld off. Of course you will not have any guts to e mail back , queers like you just hide behind your keyboard. Identify yourselves you freaks , tell everyone who you are and dont hide behind that queer name of vote for the worst . com
-SuperPack12

I hope who is ever behind this website dies of cancer...hows that assholes....you deserve to die....you'll get yours...fucking dickheads...
-Michael

Let me start by saying FUCK YOU!  You mess with people's lives because you think you are funny and cute.  You are nothing more than a pile of worthless shit!
-Joey

You people seem to delight in bully tactics.  Just took a look at some of the things that you have written. Seems that you have no concern as to whether, or how much you hurt others There are other ways to "BOO" and joke about a show/contestant. Are your lives so uneventful that you must defame others. I would sue your moderator-or just plain "kick his ass"
-Joel

YOU SUCK AND SO DOES PAUL!!!!
-Ellen

Wow my 9 year old really got you guys right after i showed him this website and explained how it may have helped ensure Paul survived and his favorite Pia didn't - WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. You people must all lead really sad, cynical, pathetic little lives to expend this much energy trying to spoil for everyone else a television show you hold in contempt. Here's a revolutionary idea. If you don't like it don't watch it. Why don't you smake your next project the Santa Claus isnt real website then you'll really have something to put on your headstone.
-S. Collins

Since you like negativity, here's some for you: Fuck You
-Lachlan

I don't get it. I like Paul, I think he has a great voice. He's been my favorite to win since the start. I pretty much expected to see Paul and Pia as the final two though. So I was surprised to see her voted off. But how you think this is a VFTW victory is beyond me - just because you dumb asses think he is the worst doesn't make it so. And do you REALLY think that your pathetic little gathering of a few thousand votes had ANYTHING to do with the results? Are you REALLY that stupid?? Yes, I think maybe you are. Peace out, dumb ass bitches. Keep thinking you make a difference. FLMAO.
-Dr. Stinkbomb

fucking delete happy skanks!  you dish it out ok but you can't take it back in return?  im not  even gonna waste my time this year posting on your lame boards...scared bitches delete shit within seconds lol...fucking losers. deb is still a mother fucking dyke!
-Sail0rjock

I have to say I'm happy you guys are greenlighting Paul. But what o don't understand is why you are doing it. He is clearly not the worst. He's been crazy at tines and his style isout there but you can't hate him just cause he's different. Stefano is a more likely candidate for the worst bottom 3-er for how long now? Wayyy too long. But good call. I think I saw somewhere on your post that you called this bottom 3 exactly. Right? I may have read it elsewhere but still good call.
-Nick

I can't believe your shitty site voted off Pia!  She was the best thing on idol this year!  How DARE you ruin this girl's chances of winning just so you're stupid Paul from Allabama can win?  That's totally not fair!  IAHTE HATE HATE THIS SITE AND YOU AND EVERYONE ASSOSIATED WITH IT!!!  I will use every last breth in my body to shut your site down.  My dad knows a lot of lawlers and i'll tell him to soo your asses so hard that...
OK, you can obviously tell by now that this is obviously fan-made.  Tremendous VFTW Victory!  In fact, I dare say this may be the greatest VFTW victory in the history of the site.  Yes, even more than Sanjaya's amazing run, Taylor Hick's improbable win and Tim Urban's steamrolling past everyone last year.  Let's face it, Pia was THE frontrunner this season, a fact made very early on and blatantly clear by the producers of this show, (plus admittedly a guilty pleasure of yours truly as she was smoking hot).  Forget about Paul "How y'all doing this evening" for a second.  It would've been 1 thing if it came down to say Paul & Pia in the finale & Paul won.  But the fact that the obvious favorite to win it all was not only eliminated, but eliminated so early despite so many VFTW-worthy choices still out there makes our voting even more impressive.  Keep up the good work everyone!
-F. William Richard

Banning people that out do your cut downs is pretty petty. Oh, and you have zero power.  Paul has a HUGE following.  Why do you always pick the people that have a massive fan base and claim you've helped them?  Pick someone that doesn't have that fan base next time and show your power.  Otherwise it is, as your blog post are, a bunch of hollow words.
-J. Jammer

Tonights show was even better than seeing Karen Rodriguez go home.  Oh well judges.  You used your save already.  Gee, that was really a GOOD decision on your part!
-Marilyn

fuck you
-Shane

favoritemoment
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:16 AM Reply with quote

Pia was a great singer but she's just like EVERYONE ELSE. Anyone remember Katherine Mcphee? This is hilarious. It's not VFTW's fault, it's all the middle-aged fugly women voting for James.

dafeedil
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:38 AM Reply with quote

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And do you REALLY think that your pathetic little gathering of a few thousand votes had ANYTHING to do with the results? Are you REALLY that stupid?? Yes, I think maybe you are. Peace out, dumb ass bitches. Keep thinking you make a difference. FLMAO.

-Dr. Stinkbomb



If that "pathetic gathering of a few thousand votes" made the difference between Willy McWhispers staying or getting voted off, then hell yeah! I think he's going to be around a long long time because of us. Just remember, he's been in the bottom 3, how do you know it wasn't OUR VOTES that kept him safe? Also, we vote for people regardless of if they have a penis or not, unlike the rest of America (read 35-70 year old frauen), who's motto is No Penis, No Win.


VFTW Victory!!!


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I am going to drop a line to Pia's publicist about you .

-SuperPack12



Oh, SHIT, DON'T DO THAT. Anyone but Pia's publicist. Fuck. Do you hear that guys? We got to quit this. SUPERPACK12 IS GOING TO TELL PIA'S PUBLICIST ABOUT US! Please don't SuperPack, we'll quit, we promise. How did we get in so deep?


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-Shane


Back of the line, pal.



Last edited by dafeedil on 4/8/2011 at 10:06 AM
lucidgirl
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:46 AM Reply with quote

She thinks howard Stern is behind this??? LMAO!

jedweber
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: Pia's Clam Bar

"I am going to drop a line to Pia's publicist about you."


Oh, no! Wait, what is that supposed to achieve, exactly?

Del
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:48 AM Reply with quote

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Oh well judges. You used your save already. Gee, that was really a GOOD decision on your part!


My immediate thought. Bet they are sorry they saved Casey. And then I laughed for like 20 minutes.

WashyWashy
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:50 AM Reply with quote

Could VFTW start a spinoff site devoted to daily Mail Bag? There must already be more great content than you could ever use in your lifetimes! I heart the Mail Bag.

Slacking
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:51 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Los Estados Unidos

Have we "smade" our next project yet?

awesomo
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:52 AM Reply with quote

I never get tired of America screwing things up all on their own and then crying about it afterward.

San-Fan
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 9:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: By the light of the moon

That's why we love Paul. He IS crazy at tines.


LuvRedHairRockers
Posted: 4/8/2011 at 10:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Siobhan's fantard army

Quote "dafeedil":
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And do you REALLY think that your pathetic little gathering of a few thousand votes had ANYTHING to do with the results? Are you REALLY that stupid?? Yes, I think maybe you are. Peace out, dumb ass bitches. Keep thinking you make a difference. FLMAO.

-Dr. Stinkbomb

If that "pathetic gathering of a few thousand votes" made the difference between Willy McWhispers staying or getting voted off, then hell yeah! I think he's going to be around a long long time because of us. Just remember, he's been in the bottom 3, how do you know it wasn't OUR VOTES that kept him safe? Also, we vote for people regardless of if they have a penis or not, unlike the rest of America (read 35-70 year old frauen), who's motto is No Penis, No Win. VFTW Victory!!!

At first, I loved the result, I thought it was delicious. Then, I thought it was silly for VFTW to claim victoly for this (and likewise for Pia fans to blame VFTW) because Paul wasn't even in the bottom 3 so it wasn't one of those close saves that have happened before. I slept on it and it dawned on me.... since we know Idol does read the site and that Nigel hates the influence of it, I wonder if they pulled Paul out of the bottom 3 just to not give VFTW the satisfaction of a win. Since Paul so obviously got so many votes, it couldn't possibly matter how much VFTW put in for him to save him, riiight? ;) Oh yes, VFTW has the power.


And another bit for the nay sayers. (Firstly, stop that, you sound like horses.) Remember seasons past when they would have Ryan throw out numbers for how super close the voting was? How the margin was some few thousands? Oh yes, that's VFTW.


In the tiny margin between last and second-to-last, VFTW is there. When the finale is an upset because the unexpected winner edged out the favorite, VFTW is there. Where there is a pony-hawk, rose tuxedo, butterfly bracelets or other fashion bombs, VFTW is there.

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