Mail Bag Update 4/13/11

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 10:15 AM EDT
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YOU PEOPLE ARE ASSES, YOU RUIN PEOPLES LIVES, JUST LOOK AT PIA. WOMEN AND GIRLS HAVE GREAT TALENT, AND YOU ARE THROWING IT DOWN THE DRAIN. AMERICA HATES YOU
-Diane

whoever does this website has to be mental! You people ruin peoples dreams! You guys are cold-hearted assholes!! You people make fun of the people on american idol?! Let's see you try out and win! Don't make fun of people that are doing something better than you ever can! Let's see you guys have the guts to even try out for the show!  
-Gilad

You guys and your voters are a bunch of American red necks
-Kim

This is ridiculous, despicable behavior. You ruined a young girl’s dream. I hope when Pia has an amazing career that she stomps out your site and you lose all fans. Or perhaps your deliberate destruction will become illegal. I hope you’re proud to be hated by most of America.
-Rebecca

I HOPE THEY SHUT U LOSERS DOWN...WHAT DO U WANNA BE WHEN U GROW UP?
-Karmen

4 the longist time I hated our sight but know FUCK IT they have runed the show. OMG big ass and big lips  are running the show they have made me agee with Randy who I fucking hate.I suport you and hope you fucking desroy the show it needs to end know I hope Paul does win that would be fucking funy as hell Ill be wathcing Ill be thowing votes to Paul and I suport you 100% :)
-Candy

You have to give yourself credit for the results to compensate for your tiny dicks and large flappy- lipped vaginas.  Seriously guys, I enjoy reading your blog cause it's funny shit but that's where it ends.  You don't make a difference and I'm sorry your daddy didn't hug you enough when you were a child.  Paul is not the worst.  If you really were taking this seriously, you would choose Jacob or Stefano.  They would make a little more sense and really piss people off.  Instead you pick someone who is good looking and will get a lot of the female vote.  Just sayin...
-Tora

What is wrong with you personally that you would be so hateful and uncaring about others like this on your blog? To try to get a tv show cancelled ? For real?  Lot of anger and bitterness directed at a tv show. How about you take all this effort to communicate that which you dislike into something positive and truly beneficial to yourself and others. What are you really venting about?
-Jeff

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES GET A LIFE
-Brent

Hmm... Now I won't be a unnecessarily harsh as some of the others who wrote in, and I certaintly won't use their second grade level grammar. I have to say, quite frankly, this site is utterly hilarious. No, not because of what you promote, but that you actually think you guys are controlling the voting in some way. Talk about cocky. I'm a huge Paul fan - yes, I can see the mocks and giggles now - but I vote because, ya know, it's a competition for the BEST. If you guys seriously have nothing better to do than ruin a singing competition, then you clearly have way too much time on your hands. When Paul doesn't win, I'll be beyond relieved, for many reasons. Mostly because it will put your cocky asses in its place. I really have nothing else to say, except I was pissed to see Paul was your chosen one. Why would you guys pick a true artist? Why not Stefano? He is truly the worst of the show. Maybe ya'll should change who to vote for! Just a suggestion. Toodle-oo, mother fuckers.
-Maggie

Dear VFTW, At first, I thought the intentions of your site were pretty cruel...but then a paradigm emerged.  I was actually a big fan of Pia this season and was upset at her departure.  Then I thought about how your site is actually HELPING the true artists in American Idol.  AI finalists over the past few years (since Carrie) have been horendous.  Weeding the actual good singers out of the competition before the finals, actually saves them from the doom of singing the horrible AI first single.  I can't even remember the first singles from the winners of the past few seasons (mainly because they have sucked ass).  Getting the true talent out of the competition early actually gives them a good chance of landing a better record deal with some even more talented songwriters. Even though I will be sad not to see Pia's hot bod each week until the finals, it will be more entertaining television to see the rest of the train wrecks perform every week.  Paul's spastic gyrations are hypnotic.
-Kyle

I gotta say, out of all the past idol eliminations this one made me smile and laugh the most. The entire time Pia was so arrogant, sort of like how Megan Fox got after so much praise and they end up thinking they are invincible. She would speak about her future performances as if it's a done deal that she will be on them without getting eliminated.
I admit I've been watching Idol casually, maybe an episode here and there since the Carrie Underwood season but never in a serious way. Now I actually only watch idol to hear you guys talk about it, otherwise I skim through the performances; its like I hear first few words of a song, booring, and skip to the next one just so I know what you guys are talking about (recorded idol of course, the thought of sitting through commercials just to watch idol is too painful). I've been skimming through some of the mail you get and have been noticing a consistent theme of insults about how you guys ruin people's dreams. Well my response as a fan of VFTW is that the people you vote for have a dream also! It's easy voting for the big dawg, the good looking, powerful voice, all the shallow things we human beings fall prey to; however, you fellows vote for the underdog! So not only do you have amazing morals, but you're entertaining at the same time! How many things in this world can claim that because usually morally sound decisions require a certain amount of contemplation which normally IS NOT met with humor; however VFTW is an institution where you support the underdog (which I repeat ALSO have dreams like frontrunners do) but you make it entertaining as well! So entertaining that, as I will reiterate, I only watch idol so I know what you guys are talking about =).
Therefore I say, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, and keep up the awesome work truly!
-Omar

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beanhead
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Out in the Countryside

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This is ridiculous, despicable behavior. You ruined a young girl’s dream. I hope when Pia has an amazing career that she stomps out your site and you lose all fans. Or perhaps your deliberate destruction will become illegal. I hope you’re proud to be hated by most of America.

Pia's stomping would be as boring as her singing.


BooJoe
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: Big Dog House

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This is ridiculous, despicable behavior. You ruined a young girl’s dream. I hope when Pia has an amazing career that she stomps out your site and you lose all fans. Or perhaps your deliberate destruction will become illegal. I hope you’re proud to be hated by most of America.

-Rebecca


I can't speak for all but yes, I am proud. We are making sure the american idol dream continues for mediocre white guys with guitars. (wgwg)


Besides Pia in a few years will be Kirstie Alley sized, and maybe be able to stomp on Tokyo.



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Insane
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:47 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

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You have to give yourself credit for the results to compensate for your tiny dicks and large flappy-lipped vaginas.
I love my tiny dick AND my large, flappy-lipped vagina. They're both speshul. So no compensation here.

Buckshot
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:47 AM Reply with quote
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You people ruin peoples dreams! You guys are cold-hearted assholes!!

-Gilad


Why Thank you Gilad! That's the first time I've heard that comment. Laugh



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TS
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:50 AM Reply with quote


"VFTW: Throwing the talent of women and girls down the drain for nearly a decade."



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islandgirly
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: over there

@ Maggie ~ It's a POPULARITY contest, retard.

FenderBender
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 10:56 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Here's a few new entries for Tard Bingo,


America hates you

American red necks

Cocky asses


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Why would you guys pick a true artist?
Only true artist we ever picked was Jennifer Hudson.



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fieldmi
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 11:13 AM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Hiding in a Fox hole

I have to smile at the mailbag ranters who say that Worsters are losers who have never done anything. Actually Dave and the rest of the Worsters have created the exact thing that Pia and most of the Idol wannabes have never accomplished - they have created a well known, national brand, namely VFTW! VFTW Victory


Another irony is the theme that this is a singing contest and Pia is a good singer and so should have won, while holding up Jacob as the person who should have gone. Actually Jacob is a much better singer than Pia with greater range and emotional connection to the music (and better hip thrusts) but has about the same chance of winning that Pia does - zippo!


This Mailbag brought out some lurking worsters - I hope Griff recruits Omar for his tl:dr thread!

Mapa3m
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 11:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Imaginationland

Paul has a dream too? NO WAI!!

Randy


Damn haters who don't vote for Paul! They are ruining his dream! Their parents didn't give them enough hugs to appreciate his awesomeness.

Antoiletta


ajglitch
Posted: 4/13/2011 at 11:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: Your Anus ... Push

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I'm sorry your daddy didn't hug you enough when you were a child.
Oh, he did, he hugged me lots .. and other stuff ... LAWL


And flappy lipped vaginas? Really? Wow! Well to quote my mom, takes on to know one. Randy


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Instead you pick someone who is good looking and will get a lot of the female vote. Just sayin...
Barf


Tell me, what is it about Paul that has you all googly eyed over him? The spastic dancing? The mouth full of terrifyingly white teeth? The cheesy face scrub? Please please do tell. You can't be a sparkle cow or a frau .. what the hell category would you fall in? FAG - can you help out on cataloguing this obviously deranged fantard?




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