Kara DioGuardi Peed On Herself During the American Idol 8 Finale

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, April 25, 2011 at 2:48 PM EDT
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Kara DioGuardi is desperately looking to stay in the public eye, so she wrote some memoirs that are sure to sell a copy or two. What's sad is that Kara is so desperate, she's revealing things that no normal human being would talk about. Gossip Center is reporting that Kara told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that she peed in her bikini at the American Idol 8 finale because she was nervous. Maybe she wants to join Fergie in the exclusive "Cool Kids Who Wet Themselves on Stage" club? And if she was so nervous about coming out in a bikini, she could've saved everyone's eyesight by, um, just not doing it. This woman is a total train wreck.


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umidontgetit
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 3:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York

that's disgusting, but I'm sure she just made that up for attention.
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Spekter Rat
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 3:45 PM Reply with quote
Location: Helping people find their "Inner Waah!" for 50 years!

Her bikini moment scared the piss out of me, too.
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RiP
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 4:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Outer Mongolria

goofy bitch. . . nobody cared about her before, during, or after idol Barf
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simplyme
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 4:07 PM Reply with quote

Kara's torso looks a lot like my son's did when he was around 16. I can't even address her bladder control problems...or lies about them. ;)


Last edited by simplyme on 4/25/2011 at 4:07 PM
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The_Truth
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 4:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Waiting to get into Hell. But there's a line - so I've got time.

Sounds like it's a common thing if her Agent told her to wear black because "you have that nervous thing".


Well, she'd been pissing all over the show up to that point anyway....
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Screwgun
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 5:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bonertown on Planet Paula

I'd hit it.kara
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CueTheStampede
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 5:06 PM Reply with quote

Wasn't she trying to prove that she was hotter than bikini girl by doing this? Her body looks like a man's, way too muscular. Gross... Barf
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MojoPin66
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 5:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Dallas

Bummer. Even if she's lying, that's freakin' disgusting. I totally would have done her before I read that...Paula
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Smartie
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 6:13 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

And yet she still took her clothes off in order to be a complete cunt and upstage Bikini Girl. Antoiletta How insecure and pathetic of her.
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flounder
Posted: 4/25/2011 at 6:57 PM Reply with quote
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Location: drinking the reclaimed water

Did dogface forget to lift her leg? Tatiana
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