Jordin Sparks Isn't Wearing Sleeves Or Much Else For That Matter

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, May 02, 2011 at 6:42 PM EDT
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Jordin Sparks must be feeling incredibly confident these days, as she tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini yesterday. She's definitely lost quite a bit of weight, so good for her, but what an awkward picture. Her face looks photoshopped on as a no-neck monster. If you're going to tweet a bikini picture, shouldn't you try to make it as flattering as possible or have someone else take it?


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Smartie
Posted: 5/2/2011 at 7:39 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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TS
Posted: 5/2/2011 at 7:44 PM Reply with quote

Is she pregnant?
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bigoltitties
Posted: 5/2/2011 at 9:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Candy Mountain

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lostparker about 7 hours ago

i don't think u needed to loose anything other than that stomach and get a breast lift. it would have done wonders 4 your body. your face is beautiful!


LOLOLOLOLOL.Tatiana
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umidontgetit
Posted: 5/2/2011 at 10:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York

wtf, why is she posing like a 13-year-old MySpacer?

reminds me of:

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tommy2
Posted: 5/2/2011 at 11:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: sf bay area

Don't be too hard on her.. I think she looks pretty good ... nice abs and that binkini bottom area is pretty nice


With all the internet p ron I think people are losing track of what a top 20% (maybe higher) real girls body looks like...


She is an entertainer so i'd hold her to a higher standard than the fat girls in mid american malls, but she's a singer, not a play-mate pin up --- expecting a top 1% body to got with an above top 1% singing talent is a bit much.


(we don't need to think she's an amazing singer to get to top 1% ... If you had 600 people in your high school class and picked the top 6 singers , she'd be on the list for your class wouldn't she?)
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lakerman
Posted: 5/3/2011 at 5:42 AM Reply with quote
Banned

As the new representative of dirty old men everywhere, I apporove. (see my comments about Fantasia, for balance)
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unjaded
Posted: 5/3/2011 at 10:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: madison

KINDA SAD WHEN UR HAT AND WAIST SIZE ARE THE SAME

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hurricaneandrew
Posted: 5/3/2011 at 2:47 PM Reply with quote

you guys are crazy. she looks good! i'd roll around in bed with her.
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JeffLabowski
Posted: 5/3/2011 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger

So that's the face you make when you're sucking in your gut real hard? 'looks like the pool scene from Caddyshack.


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Reality_Check
Posted: 5/3/2011 at 4:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: South Joisey

Quote "hurricaneandrew":
you guys are crazy. she looks good! i'd roll around in bed with her.

I agree! Compared to what she used to look like (a female version of her CB dad), she is definitely do-able! I'd take a ride on the JSparks Xpress! (But she might throw me!)

Randy
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