Paula Abdul Is The Fourth Judge On X Factor!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Saturday, May 07, 2011 at 6:45 PM EDT
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Everybody drink some booze and pop some pills because Paula Abdul's back where VFTW has always known she belongs! Simon's obviously trying to re-create American Idol, bringing in L.A. Reid to be his obese token producer like Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul to be, well, Paula! Who's next, Dunkleman?

While X Factor will also be mimicking Idol by having lazy famewhores singing karaoke, the true competition this Fall will be between Paula and Cheryl Cole to see who can first complete an intelligible sentence. And VFTW bets it's Paula...sometime during Season 3!

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unjaded
Posted: 5/7/2011 at 7:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: madison

THIS FIRST CAT FIGHT WILL BE WHO GETS TO SIT NEXT TO SIMON . SIMON DONT PLAY STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU . HE PERFERS THE ALISE FOR A QUICK GET A WAY



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Insane
Posted: 5/7/2011 at 7:58 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

*swoons* OK, I'm back on board. Welcome back, Paula! Paula

BadIdea
Posted: 5/7/2011 at 9:28 PM Reply with quote

Does this mean no second season of Live to Dance?


AWESOME

Lady WahWah
Posted: 5/7/2011 at 9:55 PM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On the last train out of Sydney

Paula Abdul, 2010. "My videos stand the test of time. They are like the almanac for every performer. Even Rhianna has come up to me and said 'I hope you don't mind.' And Beyonce. You can see the influence of what I've done. It's really fun to see that I've left a mark. It was my idea to create an animated character. It takes a lot of focus, a lot time, and a lot of money."

Bless its little deluded heart. Welcome back sweetie.



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volbroker
Posted: 5/7/2011 at 11:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tennessee

I'm so in!ClapClap


cue5c
Posted: 5/8/2011 at 1:41 AM Reply with quote
Community Toaster Location: In Paula's Purse

Oh how I've missed my little Toaster! ClapClapClap

FailureUare
Posted: 5/8/2011 at 2:37 AM Reply with quote

Quote "Lady WahWah":
Paula Abdul, 2010. "My videos stand the test of time. They are like the almanac for every performer. Even Rhianna has come up to me and said 'I hope you don't mind.' And Beyonce. You can see the influence of what I've done. It's really fun to see that I've left a mark. It was my idea to create an animated character. It takes a lot of focus, a lot time, and a lot of money."

Bless its little deluded heart. Welcome back sweetie.



That's Rihanna, since we're correcting grammar. You also need to change the period after 2010 to a comma.



shock



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dvdhaven
Posted: 5/8/2011 at 3:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: Amsterdam, NL

Nothing surprising there - this was to be expected ever after Paula's somewhat cryptic remarks in the "goodbye to Simon" episode of AI last year.

Smartie
Posted: 5/8/2011 at 5:35 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Clap SQUEE Clap

almog
Posted: 5/8/2011 at 5:52 AM Reply with quote

The worst choise!!!


Almog




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