Mail Bag Update 5/17/11

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 17, 2011 at 11:38 PM EDT
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You are ruining others people's lives for spite. I don't know what happened to you, but you need to chill out. You are messing up the votes just because you don't like someone. You are going to ruin the point of the show, for the best person vocally to win. Voting for the first person is awful. You are filling them with false hope and they will produce an album that most people won't like. Whereas if James produced an album (which he will even without idol), it would be liked by more people. So you are ruining hopes and dreams. Congratulations.
-Sharon

hey, aren’t you late for your job at K-Mart as the store greeter?  All these kids have talent...Pia should of won this thing...but what do you care.  You are too busy patching the roof of your trailer with straw and pine store and screwing your neighbor’s sheep or one of your 600 cousins or all of them.  Get a life dick wad.
-Katie

You guys are just BAD. so bad. you don't realize how you're making fun of others' lives. mamatay na kayo, sinusunog na mga kaluluwa nyo!!
-Bobby

If you so dislike the show, just don't watch it.  GROW UP - go out in the world and find a real job and act like adults So sad that your purpose is to hurt people.
-Darlene

I don’t know if u will get this but who the hell are u to be puttin pics of lauren like that on the internet! juss cuz a girl don’t have curves doesn’t make her fat!!!!! Lauren is BEAUTIFUL! SO FUCK OFF WITH IGNORANCE! I SERIOUSLY FUCKEN HATE U PPL! SO FUCKEN RUDE SERIOUSLY! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE! WHOEVER IS RUNNIN THIS IS PROB SOME UGLY WOMAN OR A MAN WITH AN UGLY WIFE AND WISHES THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS LAUREN! ONCE AGAIN GO FUCK URSELF! U PPL SHOULD BE REPORTED! WHAT UR DOING IS CONSIDERED HARRASSMENT! WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW! UR SITE SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN! U DUMB BASTARD!
-xhcivic00x

Hey guys, I'm a Chicago native transplanted to California thanks to the military. I just wanted to let you know that your guys' outstanding coverage of all of the outlandishly stupid components of the Idol-verse. I only wish that I could join your guys' crew for the radio broadcasts and help you out with the lambasting of this mockery of a 'contest'. It would be a complete honor. Keep up the great work and the kicking down of the trolls. Later.
-J

Umm... I think Haley is in the top 24, not Jacee
-Rachel

are you serious? do you honestly think that vote for the worst is responsible for making james go home and having haley stay? whatever you want to think to make you feel better about yourself because anyone who thinks vote for the worst is funny or smart etc obviously has a terrible life. american idol is so popular that no matter how hard you try to get people to "vote for the worst" it will never matter! there were over 60 million votes! are you serious? some people actually think haley is talented! i dont and i think that she was rude to the judges which is stupid because they pretty much decide her fate and she just showed what a brat she is to america. but really, vote for the worst is the most stupid and ridiculous thing i have ever seen and the fact that you think it is funny or smart is just ridiculous.
-Mary

I use to think your site was amusing but now I am starting to lose the understanding of what you think is funny. I watch Idol and think that the show has its ups and down. I thought you believed the show was rigged by producers and you just wanted to be the gremlin with the monkey wrench. Now with your comments of late I guess you believe that the show and ALL of the contestant a devoid of any talent and no one deserves a shot at their dreams. That is moving into the arena of cruelty. What once was a funny "stick it to the man" amusing pass-time is rolling down hill to douchebaggery.
-Royal

You guys suck. You take the true competition out of the show and turn it into something fake. Get a job. And a life.
-Pete

Why would anyone want to vote for someone that should not even be in the finale!!!!!!! Haley is a spoiled brat with an attitude and was in the bottom 3 for a good reason. Quit this crap of voting for the worst and start voting the the only one that deserves to win, Scotty. He is a true american idol and even though he may not be the best on all his vocals, he is young and not a seasoned artist at this time. He will have a long career in country music and be around many eyars to come. This voting for the worst is such a joke and needs to stop.
-Charlene

Thank you sooo much for voting for Haley!! Oh how I enjoyed the results show!!  I could taste JLo's tears as she cried for her favorite!! Mmm salty & sweet! The taste of Victory!!!! \(^_^)/ VFTW Victory! Keep up the awesome work, I'm a big fan. Oh & A big F U to Randy the Hutt!
-Tony

I know you don't need an email to keep doing the awesome work you're doing.  I just want to send my support. I was alreay pissed at Idol and  thought it was hilarious that that Scott guy kept getting saved years ago, it really pissed people off.  Then I heard about you guys. Stopped watching Idol the year after Sanjaya.  I just got tired of all the bull, but I kept going to your site. Started watching again this year.  And boy, am I glad I did.  Casey was probably the most entertaining contestant ever, and Haley...its a great year. Just so this email doesn't get too mushy, all my friends hate you and want you to (to quote one, the Durbin fan) "eat shit and die"
-April

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BeckEye
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 12:02 AM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

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You are going to ruin the point of the show, for the best person vocally to win. Voting for the first person is awful. You are filling them with false hope and they will produce an album that most people won't like. - Sharon


Sharon, you're a little confused. The point of the show is for the winner to produce an album that most people won't like. Or at least that's what always happens.

AdamIsAWannabe
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 12:08 AM Reply with quote

@April

drevil

May i suggest 3rd grade English again? rolleyes



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Craptastic
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 12:14 AM Reply with quote

Quote Katie:
You are too busy patching the roof of your trailer with straw and pine store and screwing your neighbor’s sheep or one of your 600 cousins or all of them.


LOL! True, but we still find time to Vote for the Worst. You're welcome!

PS...I have my own sheep.


Quote Rachel:
I think Haley is in the top 24, not Jacee


No, it's Jacee for sure.



Last edited by Craptastic on 5/18/2011 at 12:25 AM
UncleElvis
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 12:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Your mom's basement...

The delusions are SO delicious! Although, it gets a little sad when you think about the fact that people we share the planet with really ARE this stupid.

UncleElvis
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 12:28 AM Reply with quote
Location: Your mom's basement...

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You are too busy patching the roof of your trailer with straw and pine store and screwing your neighbor’s sheep or one of your 600 cousins or all of them.


Why you gotta hate on Scottie's family?

fieldmi
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 12:45 AM Reply with quote
Too Deep For You Location: Outstanding

I keep my own sheep too (rat bastard neighbor thought it was funny putting that itching powder on his!) and I paint the names of the women I am thinking of on their butts. I just finished painting "Sharon", "Katie", "Darlene", "Rachel", "Mary" and "Charlene"; as soon as the paint dries, we're going to have hootenanny good time! Thanks for writing to me, ladies!



Last edited by fieldmi on 5/18/2011 at 12:48 AM
JeffLabowski
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 1:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger

Quote "BeckEye":
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You are going to ruin the point of the show, for the best person vocally to win. Voting for the first person is awful. You are filling them with false hope and they will produce an album that most people won't like. - Sharon


Sharon, you're a little confused. The point of the show is for the winner to produce an album that most people won't like. Or at least that's what always happens.


Why would anyone want an album by a fake rocker like Durbin? It's obvious that his "disability" was just a sympathy play for votes and sales. His final comments revealed what a jerk he really is with his overinflated sense of entitlement and his ridiculous sense of importance.

He didn't even leave the show like the metal rocker he was "posing" as. For his swan song he cried his way through a Paul McCartney love song while his tears made white tracks through the make-up on his sad clown face. There's no crying in heavy metal. What a pussy.

Instead he should have fired up the Judas Priest, kicked those damn golden chairs off the stage, punched Randy in his fat stomach, stuck his tongue down J-Lo's throat, and got Steven to sing the last verse with him. I would've had a lot more respect for him as a true rocker.

But the poser playing rock and roll star was revealed and I have a hard time understanding why anyone would want an album from that phony jerk.

Brokensauce
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 1:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anywhere the frauen and tweens aren't

Allow me to translate what our good friend Bobby just said...


"mamatay na kayo, sinusunog na mga kaluluwa nyo!!"


(That's Tagalog for "Go ahead and die, your souls are getting burned!" Yeah, I know it sounds awkward when literally translated in English, but you get the idea...)


I've got three words for him...PUTANG INA MO. Laugh


(Son of a bitch in Tagalog. Concise...and spot on.)

Brokensauce
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 1:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anywhere the frauen and tweens aren't

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I don’t know if u will get this but who the hell are u to be puttin pics of lauren like that on the internet! juss cuz a girl don’t have curves doesn’t make her fat!!!!! Lauren is BEAUTIFUL! SO FUCK OFF WITH IGNORANCE! I SERIOUSLY FUCKEN HATE U PPL! SO FUCKEN RUDE SERIOUSLY! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE! WHOEVER IS RUNNIN THIS IS PROB SOME UGLY WOMAN OR A MAN WITH AN UGLY WIFE AND WISHES THEY LOOKED HALF AS GOOD AS LAUREN! ONCE AGAIN GO FUCK URSELF! U PPL SHOULD BE REPORTED! WHAT UR DOING IS CONSIDERED HARRASSMENT! WHICH IS AGAINST THE LAW! UR SITE SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN! U DUMB BASTARD!


This dude is to Lauren what John Hinckley was to Jodie Foster.


I expect CF to be getting a lot of creepy fan mail pretty soon from some guy calling himself "xhcvic00x"...


Quote :
You are ruining others people's lives for spite. I don't know what happened to you, but you need to chill out. You are messing up the votes just because you don't like someone. You are going to ruin the point of the show, for the best person vocally to win. Voting for the first person is awful. You are filling them with false hope and they will produce an album that most people won't like. Whereas if James produced an album (which he will even without idol), it would be liked by more people. So you are ruining hopes and dreams. Congratulations.

-Sharon


No, YOU need to chill out. This is a parody site of the bastard child of a karaoke contest and the WWE (in terms of scripted results). Parody means we ARE chilling out, we are not taking ourselves too seriously. And no, I don't think any Worster would spend their hard-earned money on a Turdbin album. I know I won't...and I won't even download his songs. Laugh

alknows
Posted: 5/18/2011 at 1:54 AM Reply with quote
Location: Southern California

The only interesting thing about this week will be seeing how much of the voting the country kids are splitting. If they are splitting enough of the vote, Haley is doomed, but if they are sharing 60 percent or less, Haley has a shot to screw things up for Nigel and company. What I can't figure out is where will the James voters end up? They obviously were not country fans so I can't imagine many of them voting for Scotty or Lauren. If they think our dear sweet Haley was responsible for James being ousted, they just may decide they do like country!



Last edited by alknows on 5/18/2011 at 1:55 AM
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