Vote for Scotty McCreery to Win American Idol 10! 1-866-IDOLS-01, 03, 05, and 07 #worstfinaleever

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 24, 2011 at 8:52 PM EDT
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Scotty McCreery just sang his heart out on the last ever Idol performance show. He's been consistently crappy all season and didn't grow whatsoever. He must be rewarded for this. Besides, if Scotty wins, he completes the Kristy Lee Cook curse. After our favorite "Eight Days a Week" singer was unfairly voted out in season 7, she cursed American Idol by only allowing white guys with guitars to win the show. First was David Cook. Then, Kris Allen. Last year was Lee DeWyze. All we need now is Scotty McCreery and we spell Kris-ty Lee Cook. Avenge Kristy and vote your tails off for Scotty. (Then again, if Lauren wins, Kristy still gets her vengeance because "Like My Mother Does" is a song from her failed post-Idol album). 

You have 4 numbers to choose from: 1-866-IDOLS-01, 1-866-IDOLS-03, 1-866-IDOLS-05, and 1-866-IDOLS-07. Whichever is least busy, use that one. Also, text VOTE to 5701. And don't forget to get in your 50 votes at Americanidol.com.

This isn't just American Idol. It's destiny. Saint Antonella has deemed it so that music industry messiah Scotty McCreey will win and put out the worst album ever recorded in the history of music. We can't wait for that to happen!

And no matter what, Kristy Lee Cook has gotten her revenge on Idol by helping produce the #worstfinaleever. Kristy's dead former horse must be so proud.

utahsurfer
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 8:57 PM Reply with quote

That was craptastic.

Pattacake
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:02 PM Reply with quote

Yaaay I predicted Lauren would cry on last song and I was right and the obese brat got two standing ovations from the judges which was so predictable and hmm I wonder who AI wants you to vote for. Scotty seemed really down. I think they screwed him over someway and he's pissed or maybe he's not as gullible as some think he is and he knows they were staging this crap with Lauren because they know her singing sux, just like we do. Her mother even staged the tears. She had to hide in her husbands shoulders to try to bring tears out. What a load of crap.

Codernova
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:13 PM Reply with quote

You realized that scotty already has this in the bag with every other little teanage girl voting for him. It wont be really a VFTW victory here. He obviously is the better talent and will win if we support him or not.Simon



VFBundy
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: Westfield, MA

The fix is in! First off, a sob story about Lauren's voice (even if it was true...who knows?), but then actually bringing out the doctor?! Trying to get sympathy votes for her right off the bat! Then, Scotty winning the coin toss and DEFERRING to Lauren, letting her choose the pimp slot?! Either Scotty is dumb as shit or he was told he had to do this. (I could see him doing it to be a "gentleman." Dumb shit.)

At first I thought it was nuts to choose Scotty as the guy to vote for, but after seeing them wash Lauren's balls, I totally agree with the choice!

Angeliceshard
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: VFTWville

Quote "Codernova":
talent.



Laugh

Angeliceshard
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: VFTWville

So far, DialIdol says that Scotty is crushing CF in votes. But really, who can depend on what DialIdol says anymore? Whatevia

Pattacake
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:21 PM Reply with quote

Quote "VFBundy":
The fix is in! First off, a sob story about Lauren's voice (even if it was true...who knows?), but then actually bringing out the doctor?! Trying to get sympathy votes for her right off the bat! Then, Scotty winning the coin toss and DEFERRING to Lauren, letting her choose the pimp slot?! Either Scotty is dumb as shit or he was told he had to do this. (I could see him doing it to be a "gentleman." Dumb shit.)

At first I thought it was nuts to choose Scotty as the guy to vote for, but after seeing them wash Lauren's balls, I totally agree with the choice!


ClapClap Yah I don't know if it was you or someone else but when I mentioned that scotty was kind enough to let her pick and she was selfish enough to take the pimp spot, it was insinuated it wasn't his choice and with the way he was acting tonight, I think he's getting his first taste of the politics of fame. It sux but really, were his parents naive enough to think that it would be any different? I didn't feel a bit of sympathy for Lauren but I did for Scotty. I hope he wins it just to see Lauren's strange mother actually really cry real tears. Laugh

wonderwarthog
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:31 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Codernova":
You realized that scotty already has this in the bag with every other little teanage girl voting for him. It wont be really a VFTW victory here. He obviously is the better talent and will win if we support him or not.Simon



"Better talent". Wow! Way to get it wrong with both words. He ain't better than anyone and has absolutely no talent. But I agree. Voting for him is pretty silly. He'll win by a gazillion votes.

azurebird
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Quote "Pattacake":
Quote "VFBundy":
The fix is in! First off, a sob story about Lauren's voice (even if it was true...who knows?), but then actually bringing out the doctor?! Trying to get sympathy votes for her right off the bat! Then, Scotty winning the coin toss and DEFERRING to Lauren, letting her choose the pimp slot?! Either Scotty is dumb as shit or he was told he had to do this. (I could see him doing it to be a "gentleman." Dumb shit.)

At first I thought it was nuts to choose Scotty as the guy to vote for, but after seeing them wash Lauren's balls, I totally agree with the choice!


ClapClap Yah I don't know if it was you or someone else but when I mentioned that scotty was kind enough to let her pick and she was selfish enough to take the pimp spot, it was insinuated it wasn't his choice and with the way he was acting tonight, I think he's getting his first taste of the politics of fame. It sux but really, were his parents naive enough to think that it would be any different? I didn't feel a bit of sympathy for Lauren but I did for Scotty. I hope he wins it just to see Lauren's strange mother actually really cry real tears. Laugh


I couldn't put it better myself. I too questioned the choice for Scotty, but after tonight (It's still on in my neck of the woods) watching some of the performances, I hope Scotty wipes out Lauren and her questionable "little sob story". I don't like the thought of yet another white guy winning, but I am more than happy to let this slide for this one time.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/24/2011 at 9:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

CF's histrionics will be all the more laughable after she gets snuffed out tomorrow night.



Last edited by Analog_Kid on 5/24/2011 at 9:57 PM

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