Carly Smithson's Band We Are the Fallen are No Longer with Universal Republic

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, May 29, 2011 at 2:36 PM EDT
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The failing never stops. As Vote for the Worst predicted 2 years ago, Carly Smithson's band We Are the Fallen did not succeed and they are no longer with Universal Republic. Band member Ben Moody took to Facebook to make the announcement. How many fails is this for Carly now? Sorry Richard Rushfield, Carly will never be a success unless she starts a failing business. That's the one thing she's good at.


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Wagner4eva
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 3:07 PM Reply with quote

drevilWell she's too ugly for porn, now what???Laugh
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mc_lusky
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 3:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: a hole in the bottom of the sea

Maybe she can try at being a contestant on rupaul's drag race instead. :)
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Smartie
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 5:16 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

^ that will never happen. RuPaul only casts talented, attractive people.


Cunty fail AGAIN Clap
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 6:20 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Michael Slezak just did an interview with her. How she was going to do this and that.


Check out the videos, especially the bottom one


Slezak interviews Cunty


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Yellow Ranger
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 7:01 PM Reply with quote

It's Osama Bin Laden's fault---Oh wait...No...Um...Tornadoes. Tornadoes did it.
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imitation_saint
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 10:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Canaduh

Well duh! Why would she think that starting an Evanescence tribute band 5 years after Evanescence would in any way be a good idea?


5 bucks she'll hop onto the dance club bandwagon (and fail at that too.)
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WarzonePrez
Posted: 5/29/2011 at 10:19 PM Reply with quote

I realized some former Evanescence members had formed this crappy band with Cunty, but I had no idea Ben Moody was on board with that no talent AI reject.


It's sad. Behind some of my favorite songs sung by the talented and haunting voice of Amy Lee were the morbidly twisted and equally haunting lyrics by Ben Moody. His leaving Evanescence killed the band. The fact that he had been in any way connected to the Fail Whale....ugh.


OK, sorry. Done Ben-tarding.


-WZP
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annielynn
Posted: 5/30/2011 at 1:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Quote :
Carly will never be a success
Fact.

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cerberus
Posted: 5/30/2011 at 1:40 AM Reply with quote

Well, she succeeds at eating, so that's one thing she's good at.
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melismaqueen
Posted: 5/30/2011 at 1:47 PM Reply with quote

Couldn't happen to a better person. Laugh
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