X-Factor Spoilers from the 6/8/11 New Jersey Show

We have the spoilers from the X-Factor's 6:00 auditions show on 6/8/11 but not the 1:00 show yet. One thing to note: Nathaniel Marshall from American Idol tried out again (yes!) but he did not make it past the judges (no!). Paula and Nicole liked him, but L.A. and Simon were being their usual homophobic selves and cut him because they can't handle his fierceness. Another thing to note: Paula Abdul was her usual self, barely sober enough to formulate a complete sentence. Hooray! We love you, Paula. Here's the rest of the rundown. Thanks to our source for typing this all out for us!

The contestants that made it:

Adrian & Julian: "Hellelujah"  and "Sunday Morning" - They were either 12 or 14 identical twin boys with Bieber haircuts. They kind of sucked but were cute and the teen girls went insane for them. Potential Worster pics. Simon told them to fire their parents. - will likely get airtime  - about as talented as jedward but not as cheeky

Aaron ?: "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" - 27 y/o black dude who had a K-mart version of a Beyonce weave - he also was dressed like a homeless person - Simon called him boring for singing that song

Kataris (spelling?) (no last name given): 12 y/o girl who sang Carrie Underwood  - insanely annoying and not that great - 

Karee Fletecher : "Alone" and "Summertime" - 17 y/o who was from the Jersey Shore and looked like it - she was fairly good

Emily Vichalik: "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" and "Unfaithful" - 12 y/o who looks like she's 19. The crowd loved her - she was good - the judges LOVED her - top 12 potential - expect pimpage

Dorit ?: "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" - 48 y/o woman who is an office manager at a synagogue. She was the nicest person ever - made me throw up a little bit in my mouth  - wouldn't stop thanking the everyone - When asked about her job, she mentioned the office thing and said, "I'm also a really great mom." The crowd liked her because of her bizarre personality. - may get airtime

Jeanette ?: Last name or song name never given- she sang some huge power ballad - 43 y/o Hispanic woman from Brooklyn now living in Queens - she's fat and sassy and loves Simon - She brought down the house - Susan Boyle type response - everyone was their feet - judges salivated over her - expect major pimpage and background story - 

Liliana Rose: ""You are my sunshine" and "Apologize" - 26 y/o youtube singer from NYC - Nicole told her she was a "field of daisies" - they loved her because she was "different" - and by different, she was like a hipster from Williamsburg wearing a sundress who didn't sing power ballads - she may get airtime

Noteworthiness:

Paula Abdul was clearly on lots of painkillers and kept asking young contestants if they liked puppies. She was fucked up, then sobered up a bit and then fell back off the bandwagon and could barely formulate complete sentences. 

Nathaniel Marshall tried out. He was actually really good but looked like Lady GaGa male clone and was even gayer this time around. LA Reid shot him down without any consideration. Nicole was a yes and I think Paula said yes "I believe in you but you NEED to pick better songs". Simon caught her off with a "No." He was better then some of the contestants who got through and was given the boot very quickly. Is Simon being homophobic again? Also...

John Duff. 21 y/o super gay boy sang Pussycat Dolls and Kesha - they crowd loved him because he was flaming and dancing up a storm but he was also denied despite the crowd getting behind him.

There was a group of sisters whom the judges were on the fence on except Nicole, who had ZERO love for the girl group - she was kinda bitchy and short with them

Eric Perry - 22 y/o super super super hot guy in a muscle tank top - he sang ordinary people - the MC made situation jokes about him all night - he was asked to come back tomorrow as they liked him but not his song list - 

There was a group of 3. The judges told the lead singer girl to drop the other two and come back so she did...they added 3 dudes and it was 6 people....they were train wreck but she was good - they told her to come back without anyone else

Joke Contestants:

Mya  - "We Are the champions"  - weird foreign lady from brooklyn - she was epicly bad and may be a joke contestant - she was booed off the stage

Kashib -48 y/o indian dude with long curly hair who sang celine dion - it was funny

EDITED TO ADD:

We got one spoiler from the 1:00 show yesterday. There's a kid named Astronomical Kid (real name Brian). The judges LOVED him and his song is so stupid, VFTW may love him too (Facebook page).