Paul McDonald and Others Nab A Handful of the 2011 Whatevia Awards

By WHATEVIA SANTIAGO, AP Awards Show Correpondent – Thurs Jun 16, 11:51 pm ET

Newly engaged Paul McDonald has more than just his fiancee Nikki Reed to celebrate; he's also the winner of 4 Whatevia Awards. The Whatevia Awards take place every year on the Vote for the Worst website to honor and award the entertaining moments that the site's viewers loved but America hated. 

McDonald took home the award for Favorite VFTW Performer, as well as an award for his rose suits in the Favorite VFTW Wardobe Choice category. He was also part of the group that won Best Karaoke Performance by a Duo or Group for "So What" and won his fourth award for outlasting Pia Toscano and causing outrage among American Idol fans. When asked what winning 4 Whatevia Awards meant to him, Paul gave an inspiring acceptance speech that started with, "How y'all doin' this evening?" and then transitioned into incoherent rambling.

Casey Abrams nearly deficated on himself after winning the Favorite Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer for "Smells Like Teen Spirit," not because he was excited, but because he has ulcerative colitis. Ulcerative colitis is a type of inflamatory bowel disease that affects the large intestine and rectum. The disease affects 50 of every 10,000 people. To celebrate, Abrams and recent girlfriend Haley Reinhart spent 10 minutes growling into a microphone on the stage, causing host Dave Della Terza to give them a standing ovation. "I loved that shit," Della Terza said in a post-show press conference

Other winners included Fantasia's "Collard Greens and Cornbread" in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release category and Taylor Hicks's performance with Steven Colbert in the Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year.

The return of the Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Acheievement Award of Suck went to overall failure Carly Smithson for losing yet another record deal and making almost no money while perfoming at Idol events. When asked for comment, Smithson rasied her middle finger and started to cry. Smithson's biggest fan, Richard Rushfield, was seen rocking back and forth and muttering to himself shortly after the awards ceremony eneded.

After finding out that she did not win any awards, Haley Reinhart smoked a bowl and said, "Well, that's the breaks, kid. At least I can go back to my job at Hooters. Anyone got any Cheetos?" Two-time nominee Rachel Zevita was spotted at the Naima Adedapo after party asking how she could've lost after she wore a cape on stage. Adedapo lamented, saying. "I know, girl. I screamed 'Boom fire!' and danced like I was having a seizure. I guess American Idol really is biased toward guys."

The full list of nominees and winners is available by clicking "read more."

(winners are in bold)

1. Favorite VFTW Performer
Casey Abrams
Naima Adedapo
Paul McDonald
Haley Reinhart   
Rachel Zevita

2. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Supporting Karaoke Singer (Non-Finalist)
Jacee Badeaux - Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay
Jordan Dorsey - OMG
Inessa Lee - All Out of Love
Brett Loewenstern - Light My Fire
Rachel Zevita - Criminal 

3. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer (Finalist)
Casey Abrams - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Naima Adedapo - Umbrella
Jacob Lusk - No Air
Paul McDonald - Old Time Rock and Roll
Haley Reinhart - Bennie and the Jets
 
4. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Karaoke Group or Duo
Casey Abrams James Durbin Stefano Langone Paul McDonald - Band on the Run
AI10 Bottom 6 - So What 
AI10 Top 13 Guys with Tom Jones - Tom Jones Medley 
Lauren Alaina Scotty McCreery and Denise "Crack Baby" Jackson - Hello Goodbye  
Rob Bolin Jacqueline Dunford and Chelsee Oaks - Forget You  
 
5. Favorite VFTW Wardrobe Choice by a Karaoke Singer
Lauren Alaina in Gwen Stefani's diaper outfit
Lauren Alaina's chair episode wardrobe 
Jacob Lusk's "Oh No Not My Baby" outfit  
Paul McDonald's rose suit  
Rachel Zevita's cape of wonder during her Criminal performance  
 
6. Favorite Direction from a Karaoke Judge, Mentor, or Producer
Jimmy Iovine convinces Jacob Lusk to sing No Air
Lady Gaga tells Scotty to make out with his microphone Haley to act crazy Lauren Alaina to run around screaming "I'm evil!" and grabs James from behind  
Nigel Lythgoe tweets VFTW that he does everything for us
Gwen Stefani dresses the 3 remaining female contestants to look like ugly hookers  
will.i.am tells Paul McDonald to be as crazy as possible 

7. Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release
David Archuleta - Elevator
Katrina Darrell - Big Spender
Lee DeWyze - Sweet Serendipity 
Fantasia - Collard Greens and Cornbread  
Jordin Sparks - I Am Woman  
 
8. Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year
Tatiana Del Toro goes even crazier and stalks Ryan Seacrest on Twitter
Adam Lambert is kicked out of Lady Gaga's birthday party
Adam Lambert starts a bitch fight with James Durbin  
Alex Lambert pretends to be homeless to get attention 
Taylor Hicks joins Stephen Colbert and performs Friday  
 
9. VFTW Moment of the Year
James Durbin is eliminated while Haley Reinhart survives
Chris Medina is cut before the top 24 
Bristol Palin gets into the top 3 on DWTS and Brandy is eliminated  
Haley Reinhart talks back to the judges in the top 4 
Pia Toscano is eliminated while Paul McDonald survives  
 
10. Favorite Photochop
Hanson - Paul Masturbating
Hanson - Chris Medina Nevermind  
Hanson - Casey Abrams Soul  
Ann.T.Maim - 4 Horsemen 
Seemaya - Casey Bass  

11. Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Achievement Award of Suck
Carly Smithson