Lauren Alaina Wipes Out Down The Stairs...Again!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Monday, July 11, 2011 at 7:29 PM EDT
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Is it a beached whale? Or a lunar eclipse? No, it's Lauren Alaina's swollen ankle after she fell down the stairs just before her performance on the Idol tour (yes, there's still an Idol tour. Betcha' didn't know that!) Lauren's making a habit of falling down stairs; is it that she can't fit on stairs, or she's too stupid to figure out how to use them?

Lauren's body isn't the only thing falling quickly as she and Scotty are quickly falling off the charts!

CueTheStampede
Posted: 7/11/2011 at 8:04 PM Reply with quote

Jesus Christ, where does her leg end and her foot begin? They seriously need to put this obese cow out for pasture.

garth
Posted: 7/11/2011 at 8:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

That actually looks like a pretty nasty sprain.


I'm sure the show has an injury waiver written into her contract, of course.

They could probably shoot her out of a cannon if they wanted to.

flounder
Posted: 7/11/2011 at 9:54 PM Reply with quote
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Location: drinking the reclaimed water

I'd return that to the butcher.Barf

kiss-o-kill
Posted: 7/11/2011 at 10:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Quebec

Ouch. I really dislike her, but not to the point that I'd wish physical harm on her tbh.


Although since it did happen regardless, I kind of wish we had the footage of it Robbed

Analog_Kid
Posted: 7/11/2011 at 11:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

I thought I felt something.

Smartie
Posted: 7/12/2011 at 3:53 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

What a hoof. Simon

dafeedil
Posted: 7/12/2011 at 8:23 AM Reply with quote

Perhaps she needs one of those stair lifts.

Robster2001
Posted: 7/12/2011 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Richmond, VA

They don't have stairs where she's from -- the trailer doors are right at ground level...


Seriously, though... I'm guessing ticket sales have been sluggish for the tour (mostly because we haven't seen press releases hyping the numbers)... if Lauren's unable to perform, the tour's going to take another hit... hey wait, that may be good news...

chikkijaxun
Posted: 7/12/2011 at 12:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

It would be interesting to see if the clumsy bitch is filing a lawsuit. Falling down stairs could be a lucrative activity if done right. Good thing for her that her badonkadonk is over-sized enough to cushion any fall. Her body was designed to fall on her ass.

FenderBender
Posted: 7/12/2011 at 12:12 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: The Village of Kansas City

All she has to do is act like Pia, and just stand there and attempt to sing.

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