WTF's The Deal With Pia Toscano?

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, July 21, 2011 at 8:07 AM EDT
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Fox ran a promo for American Idol 11 last night and did it feature last year's winner or runner-up? Nooo, it featured the ninth place finisher, Pia Toscano. WTF's the deal with Pia? She appears on Dancing With The Stars in the middle of American Idol, she gets to make appearances for $100 000 during the show, she gets signed in the middle of the season and gets more push for her record than the last four winners of American Idol combined. Obviously, Pia gives the finest BJs ever, and Simon Fuller is the happy recipient of them...for $100 000 a shot!

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Lady WahWah
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 10:25 AM Reply with quote
I don't want a subnic Location: On my way ...

Quote: "Obviously, Pia gives the finest BJs ever, and Simon Fuller is the happy recipient of them...for $100 000 a shot!"

She'd want to swallow too honey!

Robster2001
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 10:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: Richmond, VA

She was a plant. She had to be. It's odd that Interscope didn't take the hint and back off a bit... but then again, it wouldn't be the first time that an entertainment company thought it knew what the American public wanted better than we did...

she_is_so_random
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 12:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

My opinion is that, since next year is a girl's year!!!!!1111!!, they want a girl out there urging other girls to audition. They couldn't get the female second place finisher to do the spot because she is illiterate and useless.

AngryVader
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 1:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

I had to laugh at the "From Humble Beginnings" line. Wouldn't have "Pimped From Day One" been a more accurate thing to say?

I never vote
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 1:59 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Fucktardville, USA

"Obviously, Pia gives the finest BJs ever..."


Wait I heard that was you! Laugh

The_Truth
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 2:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Waiting to get into Hell. But there's a line - so I've got time.

Quote "Lady WahWah":
She'd want to swallow too honey!

At 100,000 she'd better! Really, don't they realize that by pushing this girl they're killing what little cred this show has left? Oh well, the train keeps rolling - even if it's been off the tracks for years.

Wagner4eva
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 4:19 PM Reply with quote

And, I clearly remember Jimmy Iovine smiling when she was eliminated..SO, he could have cared LESS where she finished. He was ALWAYS going to pimp her out by far the most of anyone this year..That's just a clue, I think as to the big picture;)



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CueTheStampede
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 5:37 PM Reply with quote

I think its because she was the only semi-"hot" girl this year and they wanted a girl to win. Its sad that this ho is the best they could get. Her single flopped on iTunes and I doubt they will even allow her to release a full album. Fail...

annielynn
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 6:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

Barf

That.Is.All.

garth
Posted: 7/21/2011 at 7:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

Still think Haley was hotter, if only because she had an actual personality.


Quote "CueTheStampede":
I think its because she was the only semi-"hot" girl this year and they wanted a girl to win. Its sad that this ho is the best they could get. Her single flopped on iTunes and I doubt they will even allow her to release a full album. Fail...

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