Which Idol "Rocker" Now Hawks Disney Products?

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 at 7:19 PM EDT
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Constantine Maroulis is so rock-n-roll that he is now hawking Rock Star Mickey for Disney. Rawk on, Constantine! Maybe next he can do a commercial for Extreme Rock Barbie.

paridy
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 7:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: Waiting for WGWG 5 to cross the finish line

Boy has Disney gone down the toilet, seriously Constancrap a Rawker lmao. Tatiana, Mickey is more of a rocker than that greasy douche. Antoiletta

Janeace
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 8:37 PM Reply with quote
NYstateofmind Location: New York

Now this is just sad...

cynmac
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 8:50 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

I was at Dragon*Con this past weekend (yes, I am that geeky) and I am actually on staff at the art show / comics alley. I met two different artists that do business with Disney and the stories are hilarious.


That said, back on topic, Constantine is just a fame whore, but he does seem to land on his feet. On Broadway in a long running show, but dumped from the movie version, then picked up by Disney. I want his agent to make deals for me, godamn it.


ETA: Just watched the video. I never wanted a Tickle Me Elmo, but I WANT a Rock Star Mickey! As much as the Mad Men Barbies!



Last edited by cynmac on 9/6/2011 at 8:52 PM
smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 9:28 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Nothing says Rock like Mickey Mouse. rolleyes


What a loser.

satchvai
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 9:38 PM Reply with quote

I don't really think I'd want that greaseball near my kids.

Yellow Ranger
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:07 PM Reply with quote

Just keep him the fuck away from the princesses.

flounder
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:28 PM Reply with quote
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Location: drinking the reclaimed water

He must have needed more money for hair product. rolleyes

Screwgun
Posted: 9/6/2011 at 10:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bonertown on Planet Paula

Good. We won't have to watch him do a Journey medley or some other corny shit next finale.Chile

jawajedi
Posted: 9/7/2011 at 10:02 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Lecherous role model.

The_Truth
Posted: 9/7/2011 at 12:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Waiting to get into Hell. But there's a line - so I've got time.

BAH!!!! He's getting upstaged by a plastic rodent! What's wrong? Doesn't Disney have any tweeny guitar players on their channel now that the Jonas' have "grown up"?

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