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Ivette 2.0
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 11:05 AM
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Location: Bates Motel
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Hmm, I thought he was already married. I guess I'm WAY behind on the times. Gotta stop getting my info from Dr. Lulzington.
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Wee DeSpyze
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 11:23 AM
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Location: Planet Wuss
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STP, they have already been together since James was barely legal. Fat smelly housewives still dream about Glambert, so I don't think marriage would stop them. It didn't stop the Ashton Kutcher groupies.
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Dee Funkt
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 11:45 AM
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Katy Perry and Russell Brand? Hell, he'll be lucky if it lasts as long as Sinead O'Connor and her latest!
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CueTheStampede
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 3:53 PM
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God he has gotten fatter than when he was on Idol if that is even possible. You can also tell that's he's "special" just by looking at the picture.
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Wagner4eva
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 6:16 PM
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AGAIN, ONE MUST QUESTION THE GIRL'S SANITY AND SEXUALITY(just like w/ Gokey's wife) The guy is fucking FUGLY. He makes Gaspy and Alex Lambert look like fucking James Dean
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annielynn
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 6:22 PM
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Location: Cowboy Junction
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She must be a moron, since she married that, and she's not half-bad looking. I wonder where Douchebin got the money for the marriage certificate. I hope he keeps being a better delusional faux rocker than Madam too; his Tweets and interviews are fucking hilarious.
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Worstronaut
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 6:43 PM
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He was probably waiting just to make sure he wouldn't have a music career and be able to date someone hotter. We could have told him that last year. Poor Stefano must be heartbroken.
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Twila
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 9:36 PM
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I don't think she knows what she's getting into. She will be more of a mother to him (with benefits...ewww) sticking her "you can do it" sticky notes all over the house. Cleaning up his twitter messes, maybe she can lay his clothes out on the bed for him, he doesn't seem to know how to make an ensemble work on his own! I am sure he will find some "whore" after a show somewhere down the line and get his hand caught in the cookie jar and it will be all over. Then he will write/sing a song about it!
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GuitarMan
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Posted: 1/1/2012 at 11:28 PM
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Maybe she has a full-time job - something to fall-back on if his career should somehow, unexpectedly be stalled before reaching Rock Stardom.
If "giving metal a chance" doesn't work, maybe giving marriage a chance is a safety-valve for a square meal.
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Kevin_f
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Posted: 1/2/2012 at 2:14 PM
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I guess Jacob Lusk's invitation got lost in the mail. Ouch!
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VFTW's favorite faux rocker with special needs had a little too much to drink last night and decided to get married. His wife must be quite special as she obviously doesn't care that her spouse is a complete flop in the music business. Let's see if this lasts longer than Katy Perry and Russel Brand.
