Cortez Shaw: American Idol 11 Top 42 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, January 07, 2012 at 12:22 AM EST
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Cortez ShawCortez Shaw from Richardson, TX is in the top 42 of American Idol 11. He apparently has a lot of haters and likes to sing songs about them. If he's already got haters, we can definitely get behind that! Cortez claims to be a singer, model, actor, writer, and dancer according to his Twitter profile. His influences include Brandy and Beyonce. Cortez claims to have been signed to Def Jam (Island) Records. His Twitter account also exposes his gigantic ego, a barrage of tweets toward celebrities who don't respond, and the fact that he thinks he's an amazing lady's man (Cortez doth protest too much, methinks). He hates smelly women, so you better put on some perfume before stepping to Cortez.

So what do you think about this guy? So far, he seems like a Diva with a capital D, so he's great for VFTW. And if you know Cortez, leave us some info.

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 4:51 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Great, another closet case. Isn't Ryan enough?

Bobbery
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 5:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: Britain

Toddrick Hall 2.0

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 6:42 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

He ain't no model. His head is waaaay too big for his body. He has the weirdest BIG FACE.

dafeedil
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 8:31 AM Reply with quote

He looks like the love child of Steve Urkel and Carlton Banks .

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 9:51 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

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He hates smelly women


He should avoid Adam Lambert fans.

pigeontoe
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 12:05 PM Reply with quote

Okay, my gaydar is like buzzing loudly after I saw his picture...

Worstronaut
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 12:07 PM Reply with quote

Quote "TheDancingCookie":
Great, another closet case. Isn't Ryan enough?


Closet case? Did you miss this?


"Cortez claims to be a singer, model, actor, writer, and dancer according to his Twitter profile. His influences include Brandy and Beyonce."


He could be the Grand Marshall of the Richardson TX Pride Parade. I got $5 on him performing in drag if he makes the top 10.

jawajedi
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 12:18 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

yojipoop
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 2:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Quote "dafeedil":
He looks like the love child of Steve Urkel and Carlton Banks .


I was thinking more along the lines of a Q-Tip and a Tampon.

Wagner4eva
Posted: 1/7/2012 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote

Fraudrick was also from Dallas - That bodes illkara...

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