Jermaine Jones: American Idol 11 Top 42 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, January 09, 2012 at 10:56 PM EST
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Jermaine Jones - American IdolJermaine Jones is one of the top 42 contestants for American Idol 11 who we're actually excited about. He's flaming and fun and he sings and raps. He also made a picture of himself where he nicknamed himself Milk Chocolate Crunch (see: left... no we did not make this picture, he did it himself). He also has all kinds of fun pictures out there. What's not to love?

Problem is, there isn't too much on the internet about him. So if you have any more info about Jermaine or if you know him, make sure to post here and let us know. Because if he gets into the top 24, he may be a lot of fun.


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Worstronaut
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 12:10 AM Reply with quote

Just... no.
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UDumbAss
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 2:36 AM Reply with quote

Why the hell is Idol casting all these Jacob wannabes this year? Are there no straight black males that can sing in this country? And why is this dude, knowing he bout to be on America's #1 damn TV show, keeping this picture up for everyone to see? ... "UDumbAss"!
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lakerman
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 10:59 AM Reply with quote
Banned

American Idol needs a rapper! How about recruiting AssTro??
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Worstronaut
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 12:35 PM Reply with quote

Quote "UDumbAss":
Are there no straight black males that can sing in this country?


Straight black males are smart enough to know this show isn't going to launch your career. This show is more about attention-starved queens desperate for people to acknowledge their existence. If you Google some semifinalists from seasons past you will find many don't even sing anymore, but rather work odd jobs. Other than Jennifer Hudson and Pickler, if you fail on Idol it is essentially a career-killer.
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Insane
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 1:45 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

Quote "Worstronaut":
Just... no.
Just yes. I wish there were 12 of him for this year's semifinals. Or 24, fuck the females, they never win this show anyway.
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FenderBender
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 2:41 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Quote "lakerman":
American Idol needs a rapper! How about recruiting AssTro??
Not old enough yet.


Agree, this one looks like fun, unlike that planty bitch in the last post.


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urbanaries
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: BGWG FTW

"His Ora Screams Star"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoj1N3Nzkow&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
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otherrobert
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 5:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

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Screwgun
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 8:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bonertown on Planet Paula

6'8" and 280 pounds? The size queens must be drooling. Ryan
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docnyc
Posted: 1/10/2012 at 8:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: Alternate Universe

Wow! Almost 7 feet tall and almost 300 pounds and a full on Queen Diva. He is a truly a gift that will keep us entertained until the end. We definitely have to consider him VFTW gold!! How can anyone top him?


Also I can't wait to see him stand next to Ryan Seacrest. The contrast will be hilarious :)


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