Wendy Taylor: American Idol 11 Top 42 Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 6:56 PM EST
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Here is Wendy Taylor of this year's top 42 singing half naked at some Renaissance fair. We know she's not someone who should be singing in that outfit, but let's ignore that. How's the voice? Sorry... we can't ignore that she shouldn't be singing in that outfit. If she's the same Wendy Taylor who made it to Hollywood last year, she's a single mom with 3 kids and she auditioned as a tribute to some girl who had brain cancer. Way to ramp up the sob stories. But at least she seems like she'll say whatever the hell she thinks, so she may just be someone we'll really enjoy.

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bluegenie
Posted: 1/18/2012 at 7:38 PM Reply with quote

She looks like a Sparkle Cow. Why does everyone have to sing that damn boring song?

Spekter Rat
Posted: 1/18/2012 at 8:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Helping people find their "Inner Waah!" for 50 years!

Agreed 100%! Both "Porcelain Monkey" by Warren Zevon, and "Doomsville" by the Rainmakers are much better and more honest musical looks at Elvis!

unjaded
Posted: 1/18/2012 at 10:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: madison

ooooo seems that idol has learned nothing in its 11 yrs . old nasty white man making sexual advances towards young gurls . young gurls saying old nasty men are hot . washed up women singer hating on the pretty young gurls . some black dude nobody still quite understands where and why he got a judging gig , still using slang terms from a decade ago .BEING TONE DEAF is a prerequisite for being cast as a judge . the best and most popular that GROWLING IS still CONSIDERD SINGING AND EVEN MORE SO IF YOU R A WGWG ! let the crapfest continue so the winner can sell 7 cd and 15 downloads this go round !

GuitarMan
Posted: 1/18/2012 at 10:38 PM Reply with quote

So, is she part of the "date sexy BBW'S' ad on this site? And she drinks Black Velvet in the morning?

joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/19/2012 at 1:01 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

My Eyes! Well, that put me off Sex for a month at least.


MICHAEL90210
Posted: 1/19/2012 at 4:13 AM Reply with quote

She'll be better off being a manager at Dairy Queen

albundy
Posted: 1/19/2012 at 1:18 PM Reply with quote

Give me a little soft shoe Thunder Thighs!Randy

incognito48
Posted: 1/19/2012 at 8:46 PM Reply with quote

OK, So someone singing an Alannah Myles song dressed like Xena at a Renaissance fair. Is SpaceX booking flights to Mars yet? I got to get the hell off this f'n planet. I hope they added a couple more columns to that front porch.

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