The Rest of the Idol Audition Episodes are Pointless... Just Saying

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:36 PM EST
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Idol Maniac sent us an email and pointed out something very interesting -most of  the rest of the Idol audition episodes this season are basically not worth watching. Out of the top 24, we've already seen 18 of them in Pittsburgh, Savannah, and San Diego. So only 6 people are left. In tonight's Aspen episode, no one makes the top 24. No one makes it from East Rutherford or St. Louis makes it either. One person from Portland (Haley Johnsen) and 5 make it from Houston (Baylie Brown, Hollie Cavanagh, Jen Hirsh, Skylar Laine, and Joshua Ledet).

So what do we suggest? Well it's barely worth watching the next few weeks so just tune out until Hollywood or  voting starts. Maybe watch Houston. Then again, we never actually suggest watching this show.

CueTheStampede
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 7:41 PM Reply with quote

I could have told you that. The audition episodes are fucking worthless and drag on WAY too fucking long. I'm only interested in Hollywood week.

Lampeedo
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 8:02 PM Reply with quote

May be we can still watch the funny people. Then again, the auditions don't seem to be funny anymore. Bring back Pauler as guest judge (but she has to show up drunk).

sassafrassy, what does your avatar think?

Grieverus
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 8:42 PM Reply with quote
Dropped On My Head As An Infant Location: Prince Poppycock's dressing room

If Ryan didn't talk so much bullshit and just stfu for once, we could condense the 2 hour shows into 30 minutes.


Ok Ryan, we get it, you'll show more people after the commercial break. You've been telling us this for years. We know already. No need to inform us. We know how commercials work.

I never vote
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 8:44 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Fucktardville, USA

So what I will contine to watch each and every episode as I always do, in the nude with marshmallow fluff. Then on the weekend I will rewatch each of those episodes 5 times. shock



Last edited by I never vote on 1/25/2012 at 8:44 PM
lakerman
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 9:15 PM Reply with quote
Banned

I think the bipolar girl should room with the illiterate elementary music teacher - "me and my boyfriend" said the music teacher. good grief.

Or they could put the two girls with the jewish american waitress from Florida. That would be some matchups of roommates.

Finally, the bipolar girl would be a fun date - part of the time.

yojipoop
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 9:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

I only watch the shit for 2 reasons:


1. Chop fodder- It's good practice to later be applied towards more serious, legitimate digital artwork.


2. It's a good reason to get shitfaced.


That episode stunk worse than the local Waste Water Treatment Plant. I'm no director, but I think I could've fit that entire hour into 5 minutes with "Windows Movie Maker"...

GuitarMan
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 9:23 PM Reply with quote

The audition shows are about the Judges, the barrage of commercials and how many more misguided star-gazing young females they can find that want to kiss an aging, former drug-addicted Rock Star from the past.


Wagner4eva
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 9:28 PM Reply with quote

Baylie Brown coming up in Houston..I have talked with no less than 3 peeps(non worsters) recently who LOVE her rolleyes Why the fuck do so many people remember the bitch? She hasn't auditioned in FIVE yrs. WTF!!!!?????



Last edited by Wagner4eva on 1/25/2012 at 9:29 PM
Delvecchio
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 9:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: Fu-Gee-La

Was there an episode tonight?

AKkillah
Posted: 1/25/2012 at 10:06 PM Reply with quote

I have a feeling that this season will be really bad. Maybe not as bad as season 9, but close.

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