Steve Jones, Paula Abdul & Nicole Scherzinger All Fired From X Factor

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:23 PM EST
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In the least surprising development in the history of civilization, Steve Jones and Nicole Shitzinger have been fired from X Factor. Poor Steve had never done anything like this in his life and was so awful VFTW actually began liking him! And Nicole proved that someone with the mental makeup of a six-year-old girl wasn't a good choice as a judge.

Breaking News: Paula Abdul's fired too!

Meanwhile, chalk up another failure for Simon Cowell. Or should I say three!

While VFTW won't miss Nicole, we will miss Steve. Read on to re-visit some of his greatest moments...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His bizarre, ever-changing diction...

 

His grace with eliminated contestants, like telling Lakoda Rayne The Dream Is Over!...

 

 

Nicole Kanyeing Steve and taking the mic...

 

 

But we especially loved how much he pissed off Simon...

 

And the contempt Simon had towards Steve, especially when he gave him the finger...

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Frenchie Fry
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 10:40 PM Reply with quote

You didn't mention that Nicole is leaving too!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 10:52 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Just added. :)

Delvecchio
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 11:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Fu-Gee-La

My mind flashed back to the finale when Steve was trying to get a date with Nicole and she basically friendzoned him.


Anyways, Clap Nicole is gone!

Bobbery
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 11:10 PM Reply with quote
Location: Britain

I predict Kelly Rowland to move to the US version, Dermot to be offered as well but refuse. Gary Barlow to be fired with Simon reclaiming his seat and doing both versions. Katy Perry to be offered Kelly's spot and refuse, the seat eventually being filled by a d-list washed up ex-celeb.

TeeVeeViewer
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 11:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Indiana

Glad to read that Nicole got the ax, even though this was a train-wreck of a show and it's soon to be off the air. With Nicole's fake sincerity and laughable soul-searching/advice for every contestant she had to send packing, even Pauler looked more intelligent and believable by comparison.


Goodbye Nicole! Go back to obscurity as you relive your 15 seconds of fame in the Pussycat Dolls.

plankgirl
Posted: 1/30/2012 at 11:58 PM Reply with quote
Dumb Twat

Paula is gone too.

she can't keep a job.Paula

docnyc
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 12:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: Alternate Universe

I believe that Steve and Nicole's exit is one of VFTW's greatest victories ever. You know Simon (and all the other Judges / Contestants) most definitely read the posts and articles here. Thank you so much for this site! VFTW Victory :)



Last edited by docnyc on 1/31/2012 at 12:46 AM
annielynn
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 1:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

Steve Jones, positively baffling at first, became totally VFTW and was awesome. Robbed

Bye Nicunt. Antoiletta VFTW Victory

But Pauler? NOES! Paula Could be meaningless off season trying-desperately-to-remain in the press nonsense. Mikalah

Simon got his female winner, but still crap ratings. Clap

Remains to be seen what kind of shitfest will remain this summer before we kill it for good.

yojipoop
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 5:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Steve and Nicole were only a matter of time. Good riddance. As I learned quite a long time ago- the better looking the guy, the bigger an asshole he is.


But I'm honestly a tad surprised about Pauler being canned after all the pre-season "kissing and making up" butt-licking she received from Simon. Guess there must still be too much of that sexual tension in the air. Laugh

Grieverus
Posted: 1/31/2012 at 7:35 AM Reply with quote
Dropped On My Head As An Infant Location: Prince Poppycock's dressing room

X-Factor Season 2 Judge lineup:


Simon Cowell: as Simon Cowell

Britney Spears: as the crazy one who, in between drug-fueled rantings, offers something surprisingly profound to consider. She will make us all reconsider our take on her sanity and realize that she's even more crazy than we initially thought, but equally clever. Crazy like a fox.

Gwen Stefani: as the slightly less crazy, somehow slightly less washed up, slightly more relevant one.

Ray Charles: as the tone-deaf African-American guy.

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