Spoilers for the Top 24 Girls (With Terrible Adele Covers)

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 3:43 PM EST
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@idolspoilers is tweeting some of the song spoilers. Here's what he's said so far:

  • Brielle Von Hugel is singing "Sittin on the Dock of the Bay" (stupid choice)
  • Chelsea Sorrell is doing a Carrie Underwood song (duh)
  • Erika Van Pelt is doing "What About Love" by Heart (boring choice)
  • Haley Johnsen is doing "Sweet Dreams" (train wreck potential)
  • Hollie Cavanagh is doing "Reflection" by Christina Aguilera (boring choice)
  • Jessica Sanchez is doing a song by Jennifer Hudson (probably a boring ballad)
  • Elise Testone and Jen Hirsh are doing the same Adele song (kill me now...)

This night is looking like a snoozefest. Ladies, what did I say about doing Adele songs? I can't take it. I just can't take it! Then again, Eben did an Adele song and it was classicly terrible. But knowing those 2, they'll be boring as always.

Season 11 is the season of terrible Adele covers. Thank god she's only had like 3 songs so we'll run out soon.

nystargate
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 3:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cota Mare

I was so excited to see the boys after the spoilers and for the most part they didn't disappoint, with lots of VFTW stuff going on.


For the girls, based on this spoiler list - I don't know how I am going to make it through the whole 2 hours. Totally boring and not fun is what I predict. Hopefully, someone off the list sings something a little fun to possibly keep us awake.

yojipoop
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 3:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

So much for our hopes of our Grand Marshall marching to the beat of the VFTW drummer... rolleyes


I could have sworn I just caught a whiff of Moonshine.. I predict we're going to be voting for Skanky Laine.

Efman
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote

How far can a Whitney night be?


I say all the ladies sing " I will Always Love You"



griff h
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: the floors of silent seas

Quote "Efman":
I say all the ladies sing " I will Always Love You"


Naw. That's actually a good song (c.f. Linda Ronstadt). Make them all sing "The Greatest Love". That should bring about The End of Days.Clap

CueTheStampede
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 6:00 PM Reply with quote

What about the huge piece of trash? If she's not our pick I just don't know what I will do. Oh and ENOUGH with the fucking Adele music. Chile

lakerman
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 6:15 PM Reply with quote
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Jen Hirsch, I suspect, will break out into ululations and melisma on the final note of her song. It is almost like having a musical tourette's syndrome manifestation with her. She cannot control it.

GuitarMan
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 6:42 PM Reply with quote

If Elise & Jen are doing the same song -- Elise will easily win the singing contest, but Jen will win the popularity contest.


So it will be easy to see if vocal skills actually have any value at all, in this narcissistic famehoeing tryst of the celebrity Judges.

yojipoop
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 6:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Seriously??? I thought that "spoiler" was a joke. For REAL???? Both doing the same song? Come the fuck on! Of all the thousands of songs to choose from? Dumb, just dumb. It's going to backfire in both their faces. Everyone's sick of Adele on these karaoke shows as it is! They are digging their own graves by selfishly refusing to concede one POS played out shit no one wants to hear in the first place to someone else.rolleyes

Mapa3m
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 7:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Imaginationland

What's Skylar doing? Is there a song about shooting wildlife? Laugh

yojipoop
Posted: 2/29/2012 at 7:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Thank God, it's over! WGWG5 FTW!

Quote "Mapa3m":
What's Skylar doing? Is there a song about shooting wildlife? Laugh


Fred Bear by "Uncle" Ted Nugent

I'd pay good money to see that.

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