Last night, American Idol produced its most entertaining performances in months. It's not how they intended either. The duets and trio that performed last night were so mind numbingly terrible, it was some of the most entertaining train wreck TV ever. And the best performance hands down goes to Jessica, Joshua, and Hollie, who pissed all over Kelly Clarkson's Stronger. Hollie was surprisingly the least offensive of the group and didn't contribute the laughs as much as the other 2. Jessica was entertaining for the first time this season, because it was truly Jessica who sounded the most horrific. So in honor of Idol finally being entertaining, enjoy this performance one more time. And remember, one of these horrible singers is going to win a recording contract. Let's hope it's the white guy with the guitar. If not, any of these 3 will do too.
BannedLocation: don't hate me just because i have a cabbage for a head
Elise just makes me uncomfortable.
She is one of those girls that just looks dirty and used.
Her hair looks dry and over-dyed.
Her cleft chin and her stocky body make her manly.
She has a horrible sense of fashion.
Her screechy vocal style (she does this since they told her she was channeling a little Joplin) is ear-splitting.
She's just got that grimy, rough-around-the-edges look and that smoked-too-many-cigarettes, stayed-up-all-night voice that makes you want to rest and suck on a throat lozenge for her.
You know what I mean?
The kind of girl whose skin is tough and whose fingernails are always a little dirty.
The kind of girl you can't imagine not having had a more than a few boyfriends.
Last edited by needabambulance on 4/13/2012 at 11:34 AM
I haven't watched the crapfest much this year, but this trio was "performing" when I turned on the TV and it took me a while to even recognize the song. Really bad. If the blonde is Hollie she did indeed butcher it the least. Letting these three sing anything by Kelly just shows how badly the show has deteriorated.
She is one of those girls that just looks dirty and used.
Her hair looks dry and over-dyed.
Her cleft chin and her stocky body make her manly.
She has a horrible sense of fashion.
Her screechy vocal style (she does this since they told her she was channeling a little Joplin) is ear-splitting.
She's just got that grimy, rough-around-the-edges look and that smoked-too-many-cigarettes, stayed-up-all-night voice that makes you want to rest and suck on a throat lozenge for her.
You know what I mean?
The kind of girl whose skin is tough and whose fingernails are always a little dirty.
The kind of girl you can't imagine not having had a more than a few boyfriends.
Don't worry about it you bitter old queen - she probably wouldn't like you either. You don't find women attractive anyway so STFU. At least I bet she can fart without worry.
Fucktard
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.
Location: vole hole
Banned
Location: don't hate me just because i have a cabbage for a head
smoke and mirrors. And then the real Planchezzzzzzzzz ended up in the B3. 
