VFTW Pick Phillip Phillips SAFE! The Save is Wasted on Jessica Sanchez

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 8:55 PM EDT
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Phil ColtonWe did it! VFTW Pick Phillip Phillips SAFE!

 

Jessica Sanchez, Elise and Joshua were the bottom 3, with Jessica getting the lowest number of votes (lol!). But of course she's saved. The whole way the save was handled and Jessica's reaction came off as authentic as a three-dollar bill. But those who read VFTW weren't shock as we predicted this. Clearly this was a way to get Jessica more fans, but we're not on board. Randy even asked America to "vote for the best." Was that a shoutout to us? We're blushing! But at least the save is wasted now so VFTW can get down to business and do some real damage. We're embracing the inevitable as we're just a few weeks away from WGWG Winner #5!

Screwgun
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 8:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bonertown on Planet Paula

Plant will be saved

LMFAO
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:02 PM Reply with quote

The judges may have well said, FUCK YOU America. That was worth the 55 minutes I wasted watching the rest of this show.


VFTW Victory <--- No doubt!

dgbg3443
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:02 PM Reply with quote

Did, what??? He was and is going to be safe for a long time, although it was great to see Sanchez as the lowest vote getter.

LMFAO
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:06 PM Reply with quote

Quote "dgbg3443":
Did, what??? He was and is going to be safe for a long time, although it was great to see Sanchez as the lowest vote getter.


Yep, definite VFTW Victory

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:08 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

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Did, what???


VFTW Victory Laugh

lakerman
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:08 PM Reply with quote
Banned

Shovelface Sanchez, the warbling dual culturalist, was saved. What else could the judges do? They have pimped her out from day one.

This is no longer a show I can watch. And what did James Durbin do to himself? And what the hell was Jennifer Hudson and her gang doing?

Is our entire popular culture descending into a corner of Hell?

nbp91
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:09 PM Reply with quote

I am happy that they used the save, cuz now hollie or rachel dratch and deena from jersey shore's love child (skylar) can go home without making us have to hear them sing even though they would never use the save on them. Did anyone notice jennifer hudson's hairdo, she looked like the villain from the scorpion king just sayin.

CaptBarbell
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:09 PM Reply with quote
Fucktard

real shocker. she's never been in the bottom 3 and nowshock

insufferablepj
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

VFTW Victory No more Ryan surprises.

damientheomen3
Posted: 4/12/2012 at 9:10 PM Reply with quote
Location: New Jersey

Now Jessica's odds of winning are better than losing the lottery. Way to be cryptic AI about using the Jordin Sparks move on your obvious favorite. God, this is making me miss the overpimping of Madam Lambot.



Last edited by damientheomen3 on 4/12/2012 at 9:11 PM

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