Vote for Bird Ladies Mathai and Juliet on The Voice - 1-855-VOICE-03 and 1-855-VOICE-08

Great choice, Dave. Even my husband is getting into this. He said that vftw should be voting for Juliette and Mathai. Little does he know, that not only do I vote for them, but he votes for them too! He leaves his cell phone by his keys downstairs at night. And I have the p/w for his mail and fb pages--(I'm a lifestyle dominatrix--so sue me). So lots of votes for our songbirds tonight.

Too bad they did not can Cheesey and Katrina Porker. Our voting will have to do that.

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"This has all happened before and it will all happen again." **sigh**

I think Cheesy and Porker have no hope to win America's vote, and I don't think the judges will save them either.

So I think Our bird ladies get a free pass to the final.

And as an added bonus Lucca gets to stay on the 2nd floor and annoy Xtina...

Had to add a comment about the show itself. Other than wanting Juliette's wings for an interesting D/s scene I can envision, I noted two things:

1) Xtina is really a jealous little (well, maybe zoftig) bitch. Last week she damned mouseketeer-boy with totally faint praise, and tonight she had to eat mouse droppings and die after his performance, but she refused to go quietly into that good nightmare. She was all sweetness and light as she invited him to a mouse club reunion. I feel that sooner than get together with him and Britney and the other one they mentioned, she'd rather perform a little brain salad surgery on Ceelow. It showed. Her insincerity was so sincere.

2) Tony mouse boy's "edgy" Hit Me Baby One More Time was derivative of Marty Casey on Rock Star Inxs. Marty made it into an existential anthem, while Toni made me think more of Haley Mills doing an 'edgy" version of Let's Get Together in the original Parent Trap. Link to the vid, below. Maybe Tony should have done Genie in a Bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1SM0kdLoFE

3) The third of the two things I noticed is that even on this show, judges are hearing different feeds than I am, evidently. How can they praise Cheesey for wandering all around the tonal spectrum looking for some note that Whitney might have once hit in one of her songs, not necessarily the one she was trying to do tonight. And good lord, Katrina Porker brought back memories of Moody Blues In Search of the Lost Chord--but for her it was the lost song. WTF was that?

Still, I'd take this bunch over the idol crew. The only reason we vote for Phil Phil is that we want to saddle them with WGWG5, not for Phil's vftworthiness.

I want to see a sumo match between Randi and CeeLow, and a catfight between XTina and J Low Class. For a sec, I forgot the other idol judge, but when I remembered, it was not worth going there.

Anyway, vote for our songbirds. We like voting.

What happened with Juliet? she was so good last week. I'll vote for her just to eliminate Chris Rene 2.0. It was like half an hour about his past with drugs. I felt like I was watching Intervention.

Celo has odd little baby hands

I wonder whose absurd idea it was to put the black wings of a flying troll on Juliet. It was scary bad, like a nightmare unleashed on a stage! She got the prime spot and then turned the whole song into "wtf was that?" performance. Where is Megan Joy when you need her?

Unless we can save her, Mathai will be home in time to go to the Prom. But then, like was said, there are plenty more wasted acts on this show that can heap suffering upon the masses.

I'm still pissed at Blake for sending RaeLynn home. He needs to switch to a different brand of Liquor, because what he's drinkin' is fogin' his thinkin'.

These picks are cool, but the #1 bird lady will always be Megan Joy.

Oh what a perfect night for a card-carrying Audubon member!

First Mathai renders a beautiful version the modern song "I'm like a bird, I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is". Here's an avian anatomy fact for y'all: a bird doesn't have a soul; a bird has a cloaca.

Finally big angry bird Juliet really brought it home with an exploded jet pack that sort of resembled a piece of a bird except for the claw that looked more like one of a bat. I think I'll join Blake next duck season.

Totally VFTW-worthy performances both!

I'm glad I slept through it. Juliet personifies the reason women rockers are chided and looked down on. Getting out there looking like a fool in a slutty crow costume doesn't make you hardcore, it makes you look like a crackwhore groupie looking to turn tricks undeserving of any real respect from the male counterparts you're expected to excel against. That is all.

The show opened with Xtina fanning off Celo because he was farting. That says it all. The show is fun. Something Idol was maybe 6 or 7 years ago. Everything from the stage to the song choices to the performances... it just makes Idol look stale.