Vote for Dave Matthews, I Mean Phillip Phillips - 1-866-436-5705 or 1-866-436-5711

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 at 9:54 PM EDT
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Phillip Phillips

Phillip Phillips made us proud - when everyone else was putting us to sleep, Phillip sang "Fat Bottomed Girls" to make VFTW happy. Then he mocked all of the other contestants in his confessionals. Then he shrugged off all of the Dave Matthews Band comparisons by singing Dave Matthews Band. We love this guy, it's like he's giving a giant middle finger to everyone every week because he feels like it. You think I sound like Dave Matthews? Fuck off, I can sing what I want. I can't wear gray? Gray every week, bitches.

#wgwg5 must win. And we can't take this voting lightly - we saw how another white guy went home last week. So you must vote each week like Phillip is about to go home. Dial 1-866-436-5705 or 1-866-436-5711 and vote online at AmericanIdol.com.

Oh and just because it wasn't mentioned on Twitter tonight - Jessica Sanchez is untalented and boring.

insufferablepj
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

LaughClapVFTW Victory Best photoshop ever!

Vada
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:13 PM Reply with quote

tonight was priceless... Shreeking Sanchez was so bad we turned down the vvolume... did you notice they did not show her in the teasing after she said the other contestants were jealous???? Get her off the show!!!


Cow tongue had his salt lick with him tonight and over sang yet another song and what the hell are they standing up for him everytime he sings. I wouldnt listen to a CD of his if you paid me!


Sklar showed what she is worth and she is awesome... way to go Phillip for being who you are and props to Tyler for recognizing he doesnt care what you think... woo hoo that was fun

LadyHeather
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Your sweetest nightmares

And to think, I saw your photoshopped picture live. Love the Dallas memories, coupled with a musical tragedy.


By the way, Jessica Sanchez must die. Now. I'm not kidding.Mikalah


Those judges should be assassinated, too.



Last edited by LadyHeather on 4/25/2012 at 10:15 PM
Scuppernog
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Mississippi

I don't know which was more shocking to me.

(1) hearing Philip Squared singing so badly that I think he's actually BEGGING to go home, or

(2) finding out that Ryan Seacrest has a girlfriend.

KJM
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:39 PM Reply with quote

Well - I wouldn't say Jessica Sanchez has no talent. She's talented but just not the kind of talent I personally want to listen to. Hey, why else are people like Celine Dion around?

Jazzed99
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Neighbor's Sheep Pen

Quote "insufferablepj":
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EVER! ClapClapClapClapClapClapClapClapClapClap

AdamIsAWannabe
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:48 PM Reply with quote

How in the world do they think Joshua was on key during his Queen performance? That was so bad that Freddie's probably glad he's dead.


I will say that I think the blonde that performed last for the Queen tracks (Forgot her name, she's that forgettable usually).. did the better than 80% of the others.


The only other queen performance I thought was okay was the Hippie chick that did Hendrix. (Which she butchered bad...)


But i hope Joshua goes home, they give him standing O's every night and he's absolutely TERRIBLE. Laugh

psychobabble
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 10:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: back of bobby petrino's motorcycle

Only things interesting in the entire show:

1. watching the contestants bitch about each other. I think the summer idol tour would make more money if the entire show was all top 10 imitating PP's spazzy dancing and take a shit face whilst talking like Holly. That would be so much more interesting then them "singing". hell lets just do that for 2 hours next week too.


2. The 3 mins of freverant prayer to every pagean god that lil jess would do the fast parts of bohemian rhapsody. I was dying to hear her squeak out "momma mia momma mia let me go!" Robbed


PS. Has anyone told Nige that Reba Mcentire took a giant shit on stage...? Oh wait thats Skylar

lakerman
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 11:11 PM Reply with quote
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No one should be assassinated, but the lighting director should be sent to alcatraz. The stuff is so overdone, it is intolerable, with the fire, and flashing lasers, and all that excessive fireworks-like mess.

Joshua is not listenable, nor is shovelface sanchez. Absolutely awful.

I thought skylar was the best tonight, although testone did ok.

And I missed the second Hollie song, but the first one was ok.

And philip phillips is forgettable.

And the judges? They were intolerable with their false praise. And J lo class was the worst.

LadyHeather
Posted: 4/25/2012 at 11:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Your sweetest nightmares

Quote "lakerman":
No one should be assassinated,


Awwww, puuuullllleeeeeze?


Anyways, I was just having fun with the theme of the photoshopped picture when I requested the judges' deaths. Banishment works just as well for me.;)

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