Jermaine Paul Somehow Wins The Voice - Hilarious!

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 08, 2012 at 11:01 PM EDT
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Jermaine PaulWho saw this one coming? The guy no one was really paying attention to, Jermaine Paul, ended up winning The Voice. And now that makes the 2nd Bald Black Guy With a Record Deal to win this show in 2 seasons. Next year, we're going to have to support #bbgwrd3 because this is definitely the antithesis to Idol. But no matter what, a female will never win a televised singing show ever again. We're still shocked and laughing - how did this guy win? It's hilarious!

In the end, VTW pick Tony Lucca got 3rd place and Christina Aguilera's closet case Chris Mann got 4th. So we helped piss off Christina, just as we intended. We feel good about that! Great work, everyone.

Make sure to bid on the official VFTW The Voice caricatures. They're awesome!

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TokisarioKR
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Grammer Nazi-Vil

That was so weird and funny at the same time. I never paid attention to Jermaine and he won, I was 100% sure he was going to come in last place, but I guess since Xtina is mad, it's ok

Rinsewash
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:09 PM Reply with quote

Didn't he play a guitar to?


So I guess we can just say BGWG or maybe even BBGWG for Bald Black Guy With Guitar


Didn't expect this trend, but a trend is starting and let's keep the trend and make sure Xtina never wins.



Last edited by Rinsewash on 5/8/2012 at 11:11 PM
Wagner4eva
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:15 PM Reply with quote

He doesn't play an instrument, so we need to go with BBG - BALD BLACK GUY. In the Fall, BBG3 is our top pick!!!!!!!!!!!!ClapClapClap LET'S MAKE IT HAPPPPPPENVFTW Victory



Last edited by Wagner4eva on 5/8/2012 at 11:16 PM
Rinsewash
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:20 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Wagner4eva":
He doesn't play an instrument, so we need to go with BBG - BALD BLACK GUY. In the Fall, BBG3 is our top pick!!!!!!!!!!!!ClapClapClap LET'S MAKE IT HAPPPPPPENVFTW Victory


He actually does play the guitar I searched Jermaine Paul with Guitar on google images and found several pictures of him playing it or having one with him.


So it's BBGWG, and it's also kind of funny that both Javier and Jermaine both start with the letter J and they have almost identical voices.

Robster2001
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Richmond, VA

Be careful... Xtina's a sharp cookie. If she figures this out, she'll hit the button for anyone who sounds the least bit soulful in hopes of snaring #bbgwg3 for herself. You know she stormed off stage and threw a hissy-fit tonight... she will do anything she has to in order to win Voice Volume 3.


Now, time to get back to the task of making the world safe for P2... VFTW Victory

thefunnystone
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:29 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

Christina's pick has gotten 4th place two years in a row. No one likes her. Laugh (Except VFTW, who love seeing her angry and watching the train wreck unfold)

elfstar89
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:34 PM Reply with quote

Lol. You guys are such dummies. If your website had actually promoted the contestant that was perceived by the experts/passionate online community to have the least chance of winning, you would have actually had a legit victory. Too bad you missed your chance suckers.



Last edited by elfstar89 on 5/8/2012 at 11:34 PM
thefunnystone
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:37 PM Reply with quote
Administrator

You registered just to say that? Laugh

buckwheat328
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wisconsin Rapids

If Cee-Lo picks a BBGWRD next year is it considered a double-vftw victory as Cee-Lo is a BBGWRD himself? (Overthinking it but the possibilities are endless) VFTW Victory. The goal is to turn Xtina into this ->Paula

wescravn
Posted: 5/8/2012 at 11:57 PM Reply with quote
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Dumb fuckin' racists. I'm gonna hack this site, and bring it down through a DOS attack. Then well see whose laughing! :)

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