Tonight's Song Spoilers

Lol, good luck to whoever is doing It's a man's man

s man's world.... After Juliet's performance.

Oh, what a treat!1! We never get to hear "I Can't Make You Love Me" [which I hate] on singing competitions. I assume that'll be Hollie, the autistic savant of song choices.

Damien Rice, "Volcano" = WGWG complete with untucked shirt, rumpled hair, and about eleventy-six of what my choral director used to call 'Victrola moments.' And that's not even the Philsquared version.

My prediction :

Have You Ever Seen The Rain ? - PP

Steal Away - Joshua/Jessica

You Raise me Up - Hollie

Faithfully - Joshua/Jessica

And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going - Joshua

I Can't Make You Love me - Hollie

Volcano - PP

It's A Man Man Man's World - Jessica

This Love - PP and Jessica

Eternal Flame - Joshua and Hollie

Poor John Fogerty. Someone is butchering CCR again this week.

Aw shit. Do all these shows have to pick from the same pool of 20 or so songs or something?

Have You Ever Seen the Rain - PP

Steal Away - Joshua

You Raise Me Up - Hollie

Faithfully - Jessica

And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going - Joshua

I Can't Make You Love Me - Hollie

Volcano - Jessica

It's a Man Man Man's World - Phillip

This Love - PP and Jessica

Eternal Flame - Joshua and Hollie

This is just a terrible bunch of songs. Not even listenable in a sad way.

Wait, could it be that the list is bogus? Maybe they're pulling a fast one on us, and in actuality the songs will be great...

To those of you who've made predictions on who's going to sing what? You've apparently forgotten that they always keep the same order. If PP has the death slot on the first round, he has the death slot on the second round. So, despite the fact that Creedence is the only song on the first list he has a remote chance of singing, it'd be an epic fail if he tried And I Am Telling You.

My Predictions?

Have You Seen The Rain - Jessica/Hollie/Who Cares

Steal Away - Joshua (Its Etta James, how can he resist?)

You Raise Me Up - PP (Only choice)

Faithfully - Jessica/Hollie/Who Cares

And I Am Telling You - Jessica/Hollie/Who Cares

I Can't Make You Love Me - Joshua (Going for a "moment"

Volcano - PP (Only choice on this list he can sing)

Its A Man's World - Jessica/Hollie/Who Cares

Who cares on the duets, because they likely won't make the mistake of putting PP and Joshua together again because they will KNOW that PP will play up either of these songs to be intentionally homoerotic, so we'll get boring boy/girl duets. Probably PP/Hollie and a screech-off between Joshua/Jessica.

All that said, whichever female fucks up her set (Probably Hollie) is gone tomorrow.

#3 is Phillip, and I'm fairly sure #4 is Josh. #1 is Jessica, and #2 is Hollie. This means that Phillip is singing Josh Groban. Dear God! At least it's not my favorite Christmas song, Oh Holy Night.

This will be a VFTW performance to end all performances. Oh My God.

The rehearsal orders for the different rounds never are the same singer. They're pretty random. Look at the past lists.