It's Official: Britney Spears Is New Judge On X Factor!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 7:50 PM EDT
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It's official...Britney Spears is the new judge on X Factor! How much does it cost to get the World's most famous lip syncer to judge a karaoke show: How about $15 million.

On paper, this sounds very exciting as Britney is still Britney and she can still have a complete meltdown on live TV at any given moment. But once the dust settles, we may land up with someone with a very dull personality who couldn't pass an X Factor audition if her life depended on it.


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thefunnystone
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 8:20 PM Reply with quote
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She's going to be so boring. She has no personality. But hey, better than Nicole Whateverhernamewas.
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mrfloosak
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 8:25 PM Reply with quote

Question is would you bang Uncle Fester Spears?
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worsters unite
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 8:41 PM Reply with quote

Ugh. I won't watch this season just like last season. I expected MORE from Simon. He's losing his credibility faster than Ryan can rub his tiny, miniature hands together.
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PaulMcD
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 8:51 PM Reply with quote
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Simon is a moron. He thinks that by trying to parallel The Voice with X-Tina by bringing in Spears that this will draw viewers. Big differences though-- X-Tina can actually sing and no one takes Spears seriously as a vocalist, let alone a "mentor."


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Scumbag U
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 9:41 PM Reply with quote

suck factor is still on? why don't terrorists kidnap simon coward? they'd be doing us a favor. let's hope britney does the show naked. if not, zzzzzzzz.... Brenna
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Wagner4eva
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:23 PM Reply with quote

People will watch Brit because she has the third most Twitter followers in the world, and they just want to sit and watch the potential Nervous Breakdown that will send her to the loony bin on live t.v. Xtinas fanbase is about a tenth the size of Brit's. Simon is ecstatic, as well he should be...


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lakerman
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 11:00 PM Reply with quote
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Will Spears show her labia? Will they use the appropriate under the table camera angle to display it properly? Will she do one of her slutty strut dances during the season?
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Posted: 5/10/2012 at 5:03 AM Reply with quote

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rubbernecker
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 5:54 AM Reply with quote
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rubbernecker
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 6:09 AM Reply with quote
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OMFG! Is that the best Simon could come up with? X-factor is done. Stick a fork in it NOW. $15 million? Holy crap, I'll do it for TEN.

Who will he get to fill the remaining spot? Clay Aiken? Aubrey O'Day? Geez.


Rumor has it that Stacy Kiebler is in negotiations for the job. I'd tune it on occasion just to drool over her fine ass but what the hell does she know about singing???


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