Keep Phillip Phillips Coming Every Night - 1-866-436-5701 or 1-866-436-5705

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, May 09, 2012 at 9:59 PM EDT
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Phillip Kills Skylar#wgwg5 is clearly the worst one left. He even knows it. Idol is clearly trying to ditch him by making him sing first so that everyone forgets. But we won't forget. Just like he slayed the Skylar beast last week, he can slay one of the others this week. We can't be complacent though and watch him get eliminated. He needs our votes because one week of fewer votes is what separates him from his hometown visit in the top 3 and a hometown visit out of the competition. If we can get Phillip to the top 3, the hometown visit will help invigorate his fanbase to vote even more. So we must get him over this hump.

1-866-436-5701

And vote at AmericanIdol.com

Don't stop until your fingers bleed. And if you know a fat, Southern woman, remind her it is her duty to vote for Phillip too. Write to all of the lonely older women you know and subtly suggest to them that Phillip will fuck them if he wins the show. That's worth a few votes.

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JackStraw777
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:14 PM Reply with quote

Hollie and Jessica on a swing. Truly a VFTW moment.

Im_always_right
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Here

But Durban proved that enough crying and whining can get you a hometown parade even if you don't make the top 3.

eddostarr305
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:25 PM Reply with quote

10:23 and the second line is still busy

V4BEST
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:29 PM Reply with quote

An actual Idol fan's (slightly less biased than VFTW) recap:


Phil Phillips- CCR was a good choice for him, didn't have to stretch his thin boundaries for that one. The second song was great, but I can't see the guy selling records with stuff like that. Really good at what he does, but no versatility.


Hollie- Seriously amazed at this girl. Faithfully was by far her best- personal, emotional, confident...she's great. So talented and peaking at the right time.


Joshua Ledet- For what he does, he's incredible. I just don't enjoy his performances. A little too growly-souly for my liking, but I can see how the gospel folks love him.


Jessica Sanchez- not totally impressed with her first performance, but good God...when this kid hits her notes, she's one of the best singers on Idol EVER. She HAS to win this competition. Hollie really challenged her with that Journey song, but J-Chez took it back tonight.

Screwgun
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bonertown on Planet Paula

Phil had a "get me the fuck out of here" look on his face during the Foreigner group suck.VFTW Victory

Poor Hollie received the biggest felony under-the-bus toss in AI history. She could have sung like Jennifer fucking Warnes and the judges wouldn't have deviated from the script.Antoiletta

Plant could have laid down on the stage and queefed "We Are The World" and the judges would give her a standing O.Antoiletta

SOME1
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 10:42 PM Reply with quote

Has it escaped everyone's attention that both of Josh's songs tonight were a direct rip-off from The Voice's semi-finals? Hell even Juliet sang Man's World better than Josh. Although it does seem that he tried to use her version... and this kid has "originality"? Bitch, please.

Vada
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 11:05 PM Reply with quote

My ears hurt..... since when do you have to come undone on stage to get the appraise.... I couldnt even understand the words Ledet was saying he was so involved in his emotional orgy. Music should make you feel good and that made me want to retch..... Holly has bus prints on her ass and I wanted to bitch slap Jessica when she looked in the camera and said, "I am not going home." yep she knows America doesnt have control over Nigel.... well lets show that cocky twit she isnt in charge. The swing thing was awful when the girls did it and funny as hell when the boys slipped in. Our P2 was great when he was trying to make Ledet lose his cool in the duet... Go Phil


NolaRox
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 11:06 PM Reply with quote

Quote "Screwgun":
Phil had a "get me the fuck out of here" look on his face during the Foreigner group suck.VFTW Victory

Poor Hollie received the biggest felony under-the-bus toss in AI history. She could have sung like Jennifer fucking Warnes and the judges wouldn't have deviated from the script.Antoiletta

Plant could have laid down on the stage and queefed "We Are The World" and the judges would give her a standing O.Antoiletta


SOOOOO True. LOL. Whether people were bad or good, for weeks, they were ALL told they were the greatest singers on god's green earth. Then, one night, out of the blue, they pick someone to all trash. Unbelievably bullshitty. I can't stand that girl Hollie, she's nothing special, but I actually felt sorry for her...it was like, WTf, why me?

V4BEST
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 11:14 PM Reply with quote

Quote "NolaRox":


SOOOOO True. LOL. Whether people were bad or good, for weeks, they were ALL told they were the greatest singers on god's green earth. Then, one night, out of the blue, they pick someone to all trash. Unbelievably bullshitty. I can't stand that girl Hollie, she's nothing special, but I actually felt sorry for her...it was like, WTf, why me?


Nothing special? Seriously, that girl can sing. She blew away that Journey song, and she's grown by leaps and bounds the past few weeks. Are you seriously biased enough that you can't recognize Hollie's talent?

Schmuck
Posted: 5/9/2012 at 11:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: Oregon

I have said since the top 12 that they were eliminating based on fatness, and so far this has proven to be absolutely on the money.


Joshua is next followed by Phillips followed by Hollie.


Trust me. I'm a certified genius who has an uncanny ability to recognize patterns.




Last edited by Schmuck on 5/9/2012 at 11:22 PM
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