Hollie Cavanagh is Toast - #wgwg5 is in the Top 3!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 10, 2012 at 9:02 PM EDT
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Hollie's toast

So it looks like Hollie Cavanagh is finally toast. Not shocking, she never had any emotion in any of her songs. But we wanted to make sure our #wgwg5 made it into the top 3. As Steven said tonight, Phillip just doesn't care about anything. He half asses his performances. He skips the Ford commercials. He'll be the perfect winner if he can somehow sneak past the predetermined top 2 and get into the finale. 

So now, it's up to us. Phillip must knock out either Joshua or Jessica next week. If he can do that, the judges, the producers, and America will be pissed. Get your dialing fingers ready for next week - we'll need to vote our asses off. But we can do it, Worsters. #wgwg5 FTW!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:03 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

Back to Liverpoop for Hollie VFTW Victory

V4BEST
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:05 PM Reply with quote

Never had any emotion? Really? I thought she did a great job last night, but I guess she didn't have the fanbase. She's gonna get a record deal, and I wish her the best of luck. With that great of a voice, she should be a success.

lakerman
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:09 PM Reply with quote
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Jimmy Cowbrains - please, Lord, call him home.

And as for J Lo Nostrilla, what is left for her to do on stage? Strip naked and have the boy dancers insert their penises in various orifices in her body?

Finally, Hollie, you were too good for those affirmative action finalists.

I have no faith in the integrity of the vote on American Idol. And there are federal laws going back to the 1950s about fake contests on TV. But nothing will happen.


Steven, J Lo Class Nostrilla, and Fat Randy - just shut up. The three of you are simply distractions..










eddostarr305
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:16 PM Reply with quote

BULLETPRROF.



YOU SAW THAT FUCK BOY MANTASIA CRYING LMAOOOO

Cmemorie7
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:35 PM Reply with quote

He isnt just WGWG5...he is also The Philinator! :)

VFTW Victory

Lint_Licker
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

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Finally, Hollie, you were too good for those affirmative action finalists.


Did the Klan meeting finish early today?

incognito48
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:45 PM Reply with quote

I stand corrected, Jennifer Lopez is smart enough to be executive director of South Beach Hoe, I mean Tow. I wish I wrote down all the none compliment you hear on this show. Tonight Randy said something like, "You are the best singer I've heard on any singing competition show"? Translation: You are the best Karaoke singer in this bar on Tuesday nights.

lakerman
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:46 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Lint_Licker":
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Finally, Hollie, you were too good for those affirmative action finalists.


Did the Klan meeting finish early today?


It is clear to me that American Idol producers were going for an all minority final. They pimped out Bidet completely, but Sanchez only partly, because the asian part of her doesn't count - the mexican part does.

I have given you my keen observation, early on, that AI was going for the affirmative action final. some of you people said that they wanted to make sure that the final would include two women, to make up for the streak of white guys winning AI. (David Cook was one of them, and I thought he was a sad creature tonight. And he sang a song without a melody But that is for a different discussion.)

Now I'm waiting for PP to withdraw, for 'medical reasons' a storyline that has been set up by AI for at least two weeks. He can get a better record deal outside of AI. So he laughs at them.

dlfatd
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:53 PM Reply with quote

Joshua already won Jimmy keeps telling us every week since his buddy from E Street band was on the show. Your wasting your votes the show is rigged.

V4BEST
Posted: 5/10/2012 at 9:56 PM Reply with quote

I don't think it's an "affirmative action" final, I just think that the 2 best singers happen to not be white.

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