He skips the Ford commercials. He chews gum during results shows. He spends more time giving Ryan Seacrest bunny ears than practicing his performances. He never actually sings the melody. And yet, somehow, he coasted into the top 2 of American Idol season 11.
Phillip Phillips, our #wgwg5, is in the top 2 with Jessica. And Joshua is going home. The guy the judges gave a standing ovation to every week and who said should make a record now is going home. Over Phillip. Boo ya!
Next week we MUST vote our tails off to beat the Jessica fans and make sure White Guy With Guitar #5 wins the show.
You can say thank you to us for kicking out Joshua on Facebook, Twitter, or via e-mail. You're welcome.
EDITED TO ADD: Looks like #wgwg5 won the coin toss and chose to have the pimp spot next week. Everything's coming up VFTW!