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goobersnotch
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 2:30 PM
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Really hope he finds a way to weasal out of doing the tour period, and ends up running away with the prize money without doing a single thing for 19E.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 2:31 PM
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Location: Lazaro's Pants!
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He should auction off his kidney stones.
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SemiTard
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 2:50 PM
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^ Brilliant! Should fetch a small fortune. 
This slacker has given us plenty of things to laugh about. But when it comes to health issues, I wish him nothing but the best.
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seraph01972
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 3:07 PM
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Location: Screaming for the damn kids to get off my lawn!
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Quote "smarterthanpickler": He should auction off his kidney stones.
I see total win there. You're a genius. And since we know Phillip reads these boards, those kidney stones should be up on E-Bay by next Tuesday. As an added bonus, we'll get to see the Sparkle Cows, now renamed Slacker Cows, mooing in whatever language it is they speak on the message boards about their "Once in a lifetime opportunity to own P2." They'll don their grey glitter, and moo-moo's, and herd down to the hospital to sit in wake, waiting for their Iduhl, whilst hurredly getting the bids upwards of a million dollars. Unfortunately for P2, they'll pay him in Ho-ho's, their national food, and he'll have to open a convenience store to sell the merchandise.
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Sugarbuzz
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 3:28 PM
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PP can do no wrong in the eyes of the general public. It is amazing. He openly says he isn't the best singer in the competition so everyone votes for him. He doesn't listen to any advice from anyone on the show and everyone applauds him for being original. He comes out and says he doesn't even like the song "Home" yet the judges (and most critics) loved it. He totally disses Ford by choosing his 2001 pickup and giving their crappy car to his parents and the public loves how humble and generous he is.
What CAN'T this guy get away with?
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Leandro
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 3:46 PM
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Quote "Sugarbuzz": PP can do no wrong in the eyes of the general public. It is amazing. He openly says he isn't the best singer in the competition so everyone votes for him. He doesn't listen to any advice from anyone on the show and everyone applauds him for being original. He comes out and says he doesn't even like the song "Home" yet the judges (and most critics) loved it. He totally disses Ford by choosing his 2001 pickup and giving their crappy car to his parents and the public loves how humble and generous he is. What CAN'T this guy get away with?
It's like Forrest Gump won Idol.
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MagmaHD
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 4:25 PM
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He didn't have that surgery yet?? What ever happened to the dire emergency that that nearly made him miss the finale? Talk about overselling for hype.
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miraclelurker
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 6:15 PM
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Location: #WGWG6
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^ He was supposed to have the surgery today but he now has a sinus infection and is running a high fever. It's rescheduled for next week.
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butwhatever
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 6:23 PM
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Location: Wishing a b**** would
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Quote "seraph01972": Unfortunately for P2, they'll pay him in Ho-ho's, their national food, and he'll have to open a convenience store to sell the merchandise.
Not at all! It would be another glorious win for Phil the Kidney Stoner: Hostess snack cakes are also the national food of tokers. Just add some Doritos and Faygo and he's ready for his next 50,000 doses of medical marijuana.
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annielynn
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Posted: 5/29/2012 at 6:54 PM
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Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.
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He looks so high in that picture!  Ford!
He's gonna let Snoozechezzz have the tour while he recovers with his bong. 
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Phillip Phillips was supposed to have his kidney surgery today, but official American Idol mouthpiece TMZ is reporting that the surgery is postponed due to Phillip's sinus infection and fever. This also means Phillip is getting out of doing the press that the winner generally has to do like stop by Disney World and go on lots of lame TV shows. So Idol's winner is nowhere to be seen, which is pretty funny. Also, the Ford Fusion he got during the finale? Phillip doesn't want it, so he gave it to his parents. Too funny!
