Pia Toscano Fails On Glee, Now To Star In A Film About Herself

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 6:27 PM EDT
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Remember Pia Toscano? She was the hot chick on Season 10 who got a ridiculous amount of hype only to be shockingly eliminated in the ninth spot (thanks to VFTW and Dancin' Paul McDonald!), then go on to receive more coverage and hype than the last three winners of Idol combined. Two years on, ever wondered what happeded to her? Well, nothing at all. Despite being hyped as the next Whitney Houston, Meryl Streep and Mother Teresa, Pia's career has been a big zero. Things are so bad that when she tried out for a part on Glee, not only didn't she get the part, she was so awful that the producers decided to completely write the part out of the show (lol)

Anyway, looks like things are finally turning Pia's way as she's gotten her first job in two years other than standing next to old rich guys; she's going to star in her first movie. And it's about her favorite topic...herself! So I guess the movie's going to be about a girl who tries out for Idol many years ago, gets eliminated from the show, does nothing for five years, goes on Idol again, surrounds herself with inferior talents like Brielle Van Hugel in Hollywood to make herself look good, bores everyone to death with one ballad after another, is tricked into doing an uptempo song by the show which exposes how one-dimensional she is, gets eliminated (again), receives a ridiculous amount of hype, and then does absolutely nothing again...other than make a movie about it.

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Wagner4eva
Posted: 8/9/2012 at 7:31 PM Reply with quote

OH, this is SUCH BULLSHIT. She's got the screen presence of a fucking gnat and they've got her a movie vehicle rolleyes. TPTB trying to get another JHUD launched >> SO TRANSPARENT. But, as I said, since she has THE LEAST screen presence of anyone I've ever seen, this film will make Vadge's "Shanghai Surprise" look like Star Wars and Titanic combined in box officeAntoilettaAntoilettaAntoilettaAntoiletta

ishka boo
Posted: 8/9/2012 at 8:07 PM Reply with quote

She's got to let those eyebrows grow in some. Her face is too hard edged, looking older than her years. But these are no doubt her prime years so it's all downhill from here. She looks just like some folks in my extended NYC Italian family. For example, she looks like a younger Lainie Kazan.







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Scumbag U
Posted: 8/9/2012 at 8:37 PM Reply with quote

I've got the perfect title for this movie. "CRAP" Barf

Jillian02
Posted: 8/9/2012 at 10:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bice Squad & Soul Patrol Hell that is Alabama

Since it's a faith based film that means her acting will be like her singing: One dimensional.Also the movie won't make a large gross income because fundie movies hardly bring in large box office numbers anyway.


And who in the hell was she going to play on Glee anyway Santana's older sister b/c Pia don't look young enough to play someone in hhigh school.



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HJCfan
Posted: 8/9/2012 at 10:57 PM Reply with quote

Pia is actually a sweetheart and a great person, she's currently working on an album and doesn't want to rush it and throw something out there like other Idols have in the past. FYI, it's been one year since she was on Idol, and 10 months since she finished touring, nice math morons.

annielynn
Posted: 8/9/2012 at 11:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

Who is trying so desperately to buy this untalented slunt a career?

Wagner4eva
Posted: 8/10/2012 at 1:56 AM Reply with quote

Quote "HJCfan":
Pia is actually a sweetheart and a great person, she's currently working on an album and doesn't want to rush it and throw something out there like other Idols have in the past. FYI, it's been one year since she was on Idol, and 10 months since she finished touring, nice math morons.

Bitch, pleaseWhateviaWhatevia

kingsfans
Posted: 8/10/2012 at 2:59 AM Reply with quote

spam




Last edited by smarterthanpickler on 8/10/2012 at 8:50 AM
beanhead
Posted: 8/10/2012 at 8:24 AM Reply with quote
Location: Out in the Countryside

^^Aw, no Aaron Rodgers jersey?! :(

fcktoob2009
Posted: 8/10/2012 at 12:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

Who is this person?

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